LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...
1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong
2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding
3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia
4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk
5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni
6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan
7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni
8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat
9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim
10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King
12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now
13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo
14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka
15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa
1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong
2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding
3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia
4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk
5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni
6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan
7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni
8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat
9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim
10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King
12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now
13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo
14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka
15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
