I did not make this,click the link in the comments for the original article! Enjoy!

1. I am not allowed to call Belarus a stalker. This will end in injury.
2. I am not allowed to say 'It's a lover's spat!' when Germany and Prussia argue.
3. Nor when England yells at America.
4. Not even if it is.
5. I will not tell Belarus Russia wants to become one with her.
6. Nor will I tell Russia I will become one with him.
7. Not even if I would.
*8.I am not allowed to annex Latvia. No matter how cute he is.
9. I will not scream 'Latvia' when ever I feel it is necessary to make him jump.
10. Not even if it IS fun.
11. I will not help Prussia harass Austria.
* 12. I will not stalk Russia.
*13. Especially not chanting 'Married'.
*14. I will not find a random wall and sob about it being the Berlin wall.
*15. I will not try to grope Prussia's armpits.
* 16. I will not make Florida jokes. Even if they are funny.

Serbia:
Name: Aleksandra Andelkovic
Age: 21
Height: 5ft5
Eye colour: brown
Hair colour: brown
Hairstyle: like ruka from vampire knight but only up to her breast area
Physical bult: Serbia is a slim girl with a average size chest (c cup ) she has what is an hourglass figure but has very skinny arms,(not too skinny though)
birthday: feb 25
Likes: dancing kolo everything Serbian her kids being the center of attention
Dislikes: a certain someone -points to her neighbor- and people who are boring.
Represents: the republic of Serbia
(just picture ruka from vampire knight but with serbia's features more)

Ivanka Andelkovic
Age: as of now 4
Eye colour: blue
Hair: brown
Height: she is on the smaller side
Ivanka: picture how yuki from vampire knight will look like as a 4 year old sort of like a younger version of her
Birthday: feb 14
Represents: Belgrade

(I had this idea for a while now...This is just a draft. My writing isn't the best, so...meh.
KBAI!)

CH1: This Is War

Pyongyang, North Korea. April 15, 2020. 2:27 PM (Korean time)
YongSoo barged into his older twin brother's quarters, with a bewildered look on his face.
"Are you an idiot?!" The younger twin yelled. "Do you even realize what the hell you just did?!"
HyunKi's back remained facing his brother, his expression stoic. "It had to be done." He responded. YongSoo gripped his shoulder "You just started a goddamn war, you dumbass!!"
The eldest twin shook his brother's hand off his shoulder and turned around, staring into YongSoo's angry eyes. Keeping his expression serious, HyunKi slapped him across the face.
"How dare you speak to your brother like that?!" He yelled, his face remaining expressionless.
YongSoo placed his hand on his burning cheek , glaring at him. "You? My 'brother'?" He said, his voice calmer. "The Im HyunKi I knew…What happened to him? What made you become this crazy, heartless maniac, who bombs his enemies for no apparent reason?" HyunKi didn't respond. YongSoo headed...