(( Before I tell the "story" I want to tell the story of an ironic occurrence related to this. I had to leave to go to the Museum of Modern Art and when we walked into the gift shop on a huge screen was the cover art for Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus. I almost fell down laughing.))
Okay so, there was this dude who was driving a bus like, Nyer~ And then there was this pigeon dude who was going, Nyer~ too. So they became broskis, obviously...
Now one day when the two were being bros and chilling the Pigeon dude, whose name was Gunter, got totally wasted... on soda. Now the bus driver dude, Kevin, was not being a good bro and handed Gunter the keys to his bus. Gunter however was following the bro code and took the keys from Kevin, who then passed out... from drinking too much soda. It was at that point in time Gunter decided it was time for a calm ride through town...
Gunter's ride through town was going smoothly. All until Joe came along. Now to explain Joe, nobody liked him... End of explanation. Anyways~ Gunter was blasting Britney Spears music and cruising past the beach. As he was gangster leaning and cruising Joe jumped in the...
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