posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a regular day in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.
L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.
The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.
Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow! I can't believe you didn't notice that!
Rainbow Dash: If we were in different mafias I'd kill you.
Sean: Come on Dash, it was just a joke.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Sean: But I was pretty sure that whoopee cushion wasn't working.
Rainbow Dash: *slaps me*
Sean: Holy shit! What was that for?
Rainbow Dash: *leaves house*
Sean: What did I do?
Pinkie Pie: I guess she doesn't like being pranked.
Sean: But it's just a joke. She has to lighten up.
Rainbow Dash: *flies back in* You guys?
Sean: Why do you look so nervous?
Rainbow Dash: Every other mafia is teaming up to kill us!
other mafias: *surround house* Come out of the house everypony! If you don't we'll set it on fire.
Sean: Fuck they have molotovs!
other mafias: *light molotovs*
Ponyville mafia: *shoots molotovs*
The other members were on fire. Some even blew up. And that was the end of the mafia in St. Foalis, making the Ponyville Mafia return to their own town.