My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: License To Murder part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another pony is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the star wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: Hey look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's at the airport.
Con: Hang on, I'll be right back. *teleports to airport*
Sanchez: We have an intruder!!
Russians: *shoot at Con*
Con: *take cover*
Sanchez: Is the bike ready?
Russian pony53: Yeah, move!!
Sanchez: *rides away*
Con: *gets back to car* Everypony in now!
Germans: *get in car*
Con: *teleports on highway* Sanchez is on a green EMW
German pony23: I'm on it! *drives car*
Sanchez: *weaves through traffic*
German pony23: I see him!
Con: Alright, keep driving. I'm getting on the roof! *gets on roof*
German pony23: *drives faster*
Con: *gets rope*
Sanchez: What the?!
Con: *ties up Sanchez*
Sanchez: *falls off bike*
Con: I got him!
Fenix: He got him!!
German pony23: Wunderbar, but we won't get to the wedding on time!
Con: Oh yes we will! *teleports them to wedding*
Bride: Fenix, where did you come from?
Fenix: Magic, what are we all waiting for? Let's start this!
Germans: Ja. *arrest Sanchez*

This is just the beginning of

License To Murder

Starring
Doughtnut Joe..............................Con Mane
Mr. Sanchez.................................Himself
Cranky Doodle Donkey................Dario
Roseluck......................................Fenix's wife
Fenix Lighter................................Himself
Rainbow Dash.............................Rain Bouvier
Pinkie Pie.....................................P
Vinyl Scratch...............................Tara
Spike............................................S
Lyra Heartstrings..........................Moneybit
Germans......................................Good guys
Russians.......................................Bad guys

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Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like you just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were you pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers...

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Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Stargazer's car

Song: link

The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the pony racing us, or it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I said earlier, they...

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Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do you know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, or CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get more of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 115 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are you two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...

Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....

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Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting next to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell you the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....

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Project GATE Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Void - You wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do you know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So safe that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and you simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... You smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.

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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 114 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The next train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 114 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure you have, now if you don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....

My Little Pony: Zombies Part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right you are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck next time zombies.
Twilight: You give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...

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Project GATE Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"They said to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - You will not fall back from battlefield!

SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 Second Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that answers our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* You ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the next Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead by Rainbow Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the next room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of you to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, you do it. You have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new friends coming to join the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* You see what happens when you touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...

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Project VOID Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

>>>rebooting system
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...
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>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left you unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 hour later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic heart to Steven*
Steven - *puts heart inside* You will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! You were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......

Awesome pony pics

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Source: EQD, joyreactor

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The Heist : Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - You guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...

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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - You talk like you were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...

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The Heist : Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dimitri - Do you liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... You guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left you some heavy armor to wear. You gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so you know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't move an inch and everything will be OKAY.

Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - Hey new how is it...

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The Heist : Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

FI - Gentelmans we will move onto bigger shit from now.

Hour : 06:28

FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.

Location : Canterlot

FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want you to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only you and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.

Action Start

*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...

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The Heist : Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found you a gent and mare to join you up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied or set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. You will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...