posted by Seanthehedgehog
The executioner was about to kill Robin Hood when...
KJ: STOP!!! Do not kill him!
LJ: Alright, now tell him to set Robin Hood free now. Or else.. *points gun at King John's head*
KJ: Set Robin Hood free now
guards: *free Robin Hood*
Robin: Thank you
Sheriff: There's something funny going on here.
Mclaren: Check behind the king.
Sheriff: Hey! *shoots at Little John*
Robin: *shoots Sheriff*
Police: *shoot at Robin Hood*
Clint: No!! *shoot constaples*
Mary: Thank goodness *runs for cover*
LJ: *shoots guards*
Robin: *runs next to Mary* Hey, how's it going?
Mary: Just fine
Constaple: *run toward Robin*
Mary: *kicks constaple's neck*
Robin: Nice. *shoots other constaple*
KJ: *running away*
Mclaren: Wait for me sir!! *follows*
Robin: Mary my love, will you marry me?
Mary: Of course.
Robin: *teleports away from constaples* Perfect.
It was all over. The fighting ended, but now it was time for the marriage. Everypony that lived in Trottingham threw a party for Robin Hood. Rarity was there, but left after the party.
The next day
Sheriff: *walking to castle*
KJ: I'll be right back
Sheriff: Hello Mclaren.
Mclaren: Good mornin sheriff. Guess what I just heard.
Mclaren: This song about the king. They called him an asshole in it.
Sheriff: Did they?
Mclaren: Yeah, it went something like
Oh he's a really big asshole, oh he's a really big asshole, oh he's a really big asshoooooooooole. And nopony likes him
KJ: What were you singing?!!!!!!!?
Mclaren: Oh, sir. It was about how you rule Trottingham with an iron fist.
KJ: Yeah well I heard you saying they called me an asshole.
Sheriff: Rubbish Johnny.
KJ: Oh yeah? Well now I'm passing new laws, and I'll put everypony in jail! *laughs villianously*
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