posted by Seanthehedgehog
The King's plan was to make the taxes higher. If anypony couldn't pay them, they went to jail. Nearly everypony went there, even Lindsay, and Clint.
Everyone, have their ups, and downs.
Sometimes ups, outnumber the downs.
But not in Trottingham.
At the church
Tuck: It's about to rain, and we have holes in the ceiling.
Reverend: We gotta do what we can to pay the taxes.
Tuck: We do, but how? We barely have any money
Sheriff: *walks in* Are you sure?
Tuck: Ahh! Sheriff! Uhh, if we don't pay the taxes, and you don't send us to jail we'll pay King John back another way!
Sheriff: Yeah, that's what everypony says *takes money*
Tuck: You can't take money from there! THAT'S THE POOR BOX!!
Sheriff: It sure is, but now it's for the rich.
Reverend: We give that money to everypony that needs it, not the one's that steal it!
Sheriff: You better shut your mouth, or I'll kill you instead of arrest you.
Tuck: You monster!! *attacks sheriff*
Sheriff: *grabs friar Tuck*
Reverend: NO! *grabs gun*
Sheriff: *shoots reverend*
Tuck: *kicks sheriff's balls*
Sheriff: *arrests Friar* You're going to jail for assualting a constaple.
Meanwhile at the King's throne
Mclaren: Sir, what's the matter?
KJ: We aren't getting enough.
Mclaren: Are you joking? We have nearly $30,000. Be happy.
KJ: How can I be happy when he is still out there?
Mclaren: Don't worry about Robin Hood sir. We got Friar Tuck at least.
KJ: FRIAR TUCK?!!? IT'S ROBIN HOOD I WANT!!! ROBIN HOOD!!! ROBI.... wait a second. Did you say Friar Tuck?
Mclaren: Yes sir.
KJ: Perfect. I know just what to do. We'll set up a trap for Robin Hood, and that lousy friar will be the bait. *laughs villianously*
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