posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A pony dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.
US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.
Next morning in Canterlot
Con: Hello Moneybit, you look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see you now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con: Hello sir. What mission do you have for me today?
P: Before I breif you on your mission, let me just say that what you did with Double X was completely unacceptable.
P: You fucked a mare in an enemy organization!
Con: And it felt good.
P: Whatever. Take a look at this. *shows egg*
Con: Where did you get this?
P: It was retrieved by 0009 before he was killed in San Fran.
Con: How did he get it here during his death?
P: His body was found, and we brought it back here. Now it's supposed to have a secret message hidden inside it.
Con: *opens egg* It says that Las Pegasus is next.
P: You're meeting with Mirage, Fenix, and Rain Bouvier at the Midas casino, run by a pony named Tara.
Con: Ok. *leaves*
Moneybit: You have to see S before you leave.
S: *comes from lab* 0007, this way please. *goes back in*
S: You won't get much for this mission. Just your standard Nambu pistol, and this. *shows coins*
Con: What do you expect me to buy?
S: I expect you to buy yourself time. What they really are, are mines. They can stick onto any surface, and can be detonated anytime with this *shows pen*
Con: Does every pen you give me have to do with explosives?
S: You could say that. Good luck.
Later, in the Midas Casino
Tara: Good morning everypony. As you know, we are killing everypony with my bass cannon called Octopus-3.
US soldier: What makes Octopus-3 powerful?
Tara: It's a far range cannon that can attack any city that it pleases. We were supposed to attack this city, but somepony infiltrated with our plans. He's dead now, but there is another pony that is attacking our group, and is still alive. Whoever it is, will be a problem.
US Soldier: No kidding
Tara: In the meantime, here's what we have to worry about *shows map* We have bribed the western part of the Equestrian army to be part of our group, but there are others that can attack us. Below us, is Mexico. They may be near us, but we have a stronger army. The same with eastern Equestria, and Germany. Nopony can defeat us!
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