Con, and Lady made it to the North Pole. A bunch of other racers were there in many different cars. And a rock and roll band was playing music.
Random Pony: *Playing guitar*
Random Pony 2: *Playing drums*
Random Pony 3: *Singing* We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! 2002 motherfuckers.
Ponies: *Listening to music*
Announcer: Enjoy the music while you can. The race is going to start soon.
Racers: *Get in cars*
Con: *Revs engine*
Lady: Why are you doing that?
Con: Because I mean business.
Flag Pony: *Holding green flag* 3! 2! 1! GO!
Con: This will be fun. *Passing racers*
Lady: I remember drag races in illegal areas, but this is ridiculous. What if you fall through the ice?
Con: Impossible. *Gets in second place*
Lady: Who's that in front of us?
Con: I don't know. I never met that pony before. *Catching up*
Zao: *In first place*
Con: Oh, *Sees Zao* Now I know who that pony is. *Passes Zao*
Lady: Is he a bad pony?
Con: Yes. He works for Gustav.
Lady: Well then, let's beat him.
Con: We already are.
They were going straight for a long time, but a left turn was coming up.
Con: *Drifts to the left*
Zao: *Behind Con*
Racers: *Going left*
Last Place Racer: *Crashes, then goes through ice*
Con: *Sees Pony in last place going through ice* Did you see that?
Lady: And you said nopony could fall through.
Con: You might say that he dropped out of the race. *Turns right*
Zao: *drifting right*
Con: Oh, he's just doing that because I did it.
Zao: *tries to pass*
Con: *Going faster*
Zao: *Gets to left side of track*
Con: *Blocking Zao, then turns left*
Zao: *Turning left*
Con: *Goes over ice bridge*
Zao: *Goes over ice bridge, but sets up grenade launchers, then shoots bridge*
Racers: *Fall off ice, and into water*
The only racers left now were Con, and Zao. When they arrived at the finish, they were at a palace made entirely out of ice. It was called the Ice Hotel.
2 B Continued