posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.
Japanese Pony 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese Pony 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do you want to know?
Japanese Pony 35: We want to know arr about why you have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose friends with Discord, and he doesn't arrow anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like you guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese Pony 87: Why wourd you to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese Pony 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese Pony 87: What can you do?
Sean: You really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save Rainbow Dash, and Celestia.
Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.
Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese Pony 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at random pony* I don't know him.
Japanese Pony 64: You better terr me, or I wirr do something you won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are you going to do?
Japanese Pony 64: Hit you of course.
Japanese Pony 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to random pony*
Japanese Pony 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese Pony 64: *Hitting Rarity*
While that was happening.
Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese Pony 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
Rainbow Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
Rainbow Dash: We'll help you get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.
Japanese Pony 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese Pony 53: *Hitting random pony*
Japanese Pony 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* You think just because you say nothing, you are strong. That's not true. You two are cowards.
Random Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese Pony 64: Why are you tarking to her?
Random Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese Pony 64: *Burns random pony with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese Pony 53: *Grabs knife*
Random Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese Pony 53: *Stabs random pony to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese Pony 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
Rainbow Dash: *Stabs japanese pony 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.
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