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The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
The Discord Express
Karl, and Kyle are driving a train towards Discord's base of operations in Ponyville. On the train was a load of weapons, bombs, and anything deadly.
Two other stallions were watching the train go by in their cars. Their names were Knucklehead, and Hungry
Hungry: Hey, ummm, that's the Discord Express.
Knucklehead: Yeah. Duuh, I wonder where it's going.
Hungry: Ah, who knows?
Rainbow Dash: *Flies by*
Pinkie Pie: *Following Rainbow Dash*
Hungry: Hey look, it's Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash.
Knucklehead: I wonder what they're doin.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees train* Dashie, look!
Rainbow Dash: That's the train we need to stop. The Discord Express may have loads of weapons for that crazy villain, but when we get on board, it won't make it to it's destination.
Karl: I wanna blow the whistle!
Kyle: No, I'm doing it!! *Blows whistle* Now you shovel the coal! *Gives shovel to Karl*
The two stallions were too busy arguing to even notice that Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie got on board the train.
Rainbow Dash: Plan A, we uncouple the freight cars from the engine, and the weapons don't get to Discord's base.
Pinkie Pie: Where's the coupling?
Rainbow Dash: Allow me. *Goes to coupling, and uncouples freight cars from engine* Hasta la vista Karl, and Kyle.
Pinkie Pie: Ja, Auf Wiedersehen.
Karl: *Fighting with Kyle* I got to blow the whistle, so it's only fair that you shovel coal!
Kyle: No way. You're younger, so you're stronger!
Karl: Ugh, fine. *Looks back* Wait a minute! Our train is missing!!
Kyle: Well, that ain't good! Go back!
Karl: You're the engineer!
Kyle: Oh, right. *Applies brakes, and drives backwards*
Pinkie Pie: They're coming back.
Rainbow Dash: *Sees switch* Not if I can help it. *Puts switch to other track*
Karl: *Drives pass the train*
Kyle: We've been switched onto another track!
Karl: Drive forward, and switch the track so that we go towards that train!
Kyle: *drives forward*
Meanwhile, with Hungry, and Knucklehead.
Knucklehead: *Driving car by train tracks* Hey, this bridge is out!
Hungry: And the tracks go to Discord's base.
Knucklehead: We gots to warn Rainbow Dash! *Drives to the train*
At the train
Rainbow Dash: You'll have to go through us if you wanna take this train to Discord's base.
Karl: Bring it!
Pinkie Pie: *Playing batman music from the 60's*
Kyle: *Grabs shovel*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Kyle: *Swings shovel at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Kyle*
Karl: *Grabs coal*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Karl: *Falls on ground*
Pinkie Pie: *Climbs down from engine*
Karl: *About to punch Pinkie Pie*
Rainbow Dash: *Blows steam from train into Karl's face*
Karl: *Punches himself*
Kyle: *Punches Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh! *Falls on floor*
Kyle: *Kicks Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs Kyle, and slams him into wall*
Knucklehead, and Hungry arrive, and accidentally run into the train causing it to move by itself.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, wait for me!
Karl: No, wait for me!!
Hungry: Wait for us!
Knucklehead: Yeah, we'll help you stop the train Rainbow Dash!
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into Hungry's car* Floor it!
Hungry & Knucklehead: *Drives towards train*
Karl: What about me?!
Kyle: Well, we're both on a moving train.
Rainbow Dash: And it's moving by itself.
Kyle: Towards Ponyville. If Discord can't have the weapons, then everypony may die.
Rainbow Dash: I won't allow it! *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: Whoa! *Nearly falls off engine*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Kyle*
Kyle: *Dragging along ground from train* AHH!!
Rainbow Dash: I gotta destroy this thing before it reaches Ponyville. *Flies towards freight car*
Kyle: *Climbing back onto train* I'll make this thing go faster! *Makes train go faster*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees bomb* If I can detonate this in time, the train will blow up before it reaches Ponyville. *Sets bomb to go off in one minute*
News Pony: This just in, a train loaded with explosives is heading towards Ponyville.
Ponies: Oh no!! *Running around*
Knucklehead: *Driving by engine*
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps onto train* Guten tag.
Kyle: Oh great. You again.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. *Pushes Kyle off train, then applies brakes*
Rainbow Dash: *Returns to engine* Pinkie, make that thing head away from Ponyville, then get out quickly!
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Makes train go forward, and jumps out*
Kyle: Discord is not going to be happy with this!
The train exploded, and fortunately, nopony was hurt.
Colgate: Ponyville is saved. Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved us all!
Kyle: ... I guess it's too late for sorry?
Rainbow Dash: Arrest these two for attempting to kill an entire town of innocent ponies.
Police: RIght away Miss. Rainbow Dash.
Karl, and Kyle were arrested. The day was saved once again. Thanks to Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie, as well as two other ponies that were stupid, but very brave.