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Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Special guest star Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog
Episode 75: Enjoy Your Visit
Date: August 7, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
1958 was a really beautiful year, especially during the summer. Everypony was outside having fun.
Stallion 49: *Runs out of his apartment* Bet you can't beat me to the ice cream parlor!
Mare 39: Oh yes I will! *Runs with the stallion*
Stallion 94: Yo, wait up! *Runs after the two ponies*
Stallion 49: Last one there is buying!
Clothing Store Pony: *Grabs a hat*
Stallion 63: *Takes hat* Thanks. This'll go great with my suit. *Gives clothing store pony a twenty dollar bill* Keep the change.
Pony 92: *Walks out of music store with a Rock & Roll record*
Pony 34: Hey, what did you get there?
Pony 92: This new record, it's got that new song I was telling you about.
Pony 34: My parents are going out to dinner tonight, we can play it then.
Stylo: *Driving a train*
Pony 74: *Takes a picture*
Pony 95: Nice. We gotta show these photographs to Bert.
Taxi Pony: *Stops taxi at the train station* Here you are buddy. That'll be $2.50.
Pony 73: *Pays $2.50 to taxi pony* Thanks a lot. *Runs to train station*
Taxi Pony: *Drives out of the train station parking lot*
Meanwhile at a pizzeria.
Stallion 61: *Buying a soda*
Mare 55: You got it?
Stallion 61: Yeah. We'll be back for the pizza.
Waiter: You got it.
Pony 49: *Revving the engine of his brand new Corvette*
Pony 93: *Revs the engine of his '57 Ranchero*
Flag Pony: Go!
Car Ponies: *Drive away*
Colt: *Gets fire hydrant to spray water onto the street*
Colts: Yeah!! *Runs into water*
Mare 82: Don't stay in there for too long!
Colt: We're just cooling off Mama!
As for the ponies on the rails? Business wasn't as good as they expected, but they were still getting along just fine.
Ike: *Slowly pushing freight cars down the hump*
Mike: *Uncouples freight cars* Wait a second!
Ike: *Stops* Something wrong?
Mike: I saw a chemical car!! *Runs onto chemical car, and tries to turn on the brakes*
Ike: *Looks at reader* I bet you were waiting a long time of those Chemical Car Jokes to return. Weren't you?
Mike: *Breaks the brakes* Look out below!!
The chemical car was going ten miles an hour when it crashed into another row of freight cars.
Mike: Thank goodness the car didn't explode. *Sees the chemical car blow up, and goes flying into the air*
Meanwhile on the main line, Hawkeye was driving an express train. He was heading from Laramie to Omaha, and his only scheduled stop was at Cheyenne.
Hawkeye: *Slows train down at the station, and stops at the platform*
The music fades out, as Hawkeye climbs out of his train to stretch his legs.
Metal Gloss: *Walks out of station*
Hawkeye: Hey, I've been waiting five hours to kiss you. *Hugs Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Smiles* Get real you.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek*
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
Hawkeye: Who is the best engineer in all of Equestria?
Metal Gloss: Obviously you, but...
Hawkeye: But what Metal Gloss? Tell me.
Metal Gloss: There's another pony working for the Santa Ne Railway. Remember when Ryan went to save somepony from the Northern Pacific?
Metal Gloss: That's the pony I'm talking about. She may come here to visit us.
Metal Gloss: Oh, someday. Now please let go of me, I have an important freight train to drive into Pocatello.
Hawkeye: Can I at least kiss you one more time?
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright.
Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on the lips* I love you.
Metal Gloss: I know you do. Bye. *Walks away*
2 B Continued