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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 83: Speedy Gonzales
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye arrived at Pete's office to find out what his job would be for today.
Pete: Good morning.
Hawkeye: A very good morning indeed. What do you want me to do?
Pete: I got your orders right here. *Gives Hawkeye a piece of paper*
Hawkeye: *Reading paper* Take the City Of Denver to North Platte. Don't you think Denver is too far away for me to take it?
Pete: Not the actual city! I'm talking about the express train.
Gordon: *Arrives* Hello assholes.
Hawkeye: Gordon learned how to curse for the very first time.
Gordon: Oh can it!
Hawkeye: *Leaves office*
Gordon: What am I doing? It better not be driving a freight train, or-
Pete: Let me stop you right there, and compliment you on your service to this railroad for eleven years.
Gordon: Thank you.
Pete: Now you know that we all like you. Even though we don't show it much, we think you're swell.
Gordon: Well, *Blushes* I am nice to everypony.
Pete: Now this train you're going to drive has to go into North Platte.
Gordon: What type of train is it?
Pete: It's a freight train.
Gordon: *Inhales for four seconds*
He then shouted the word no so loudly that you could hear it from Japan.
Gordon: *Leaves the office*
Pete: I'm surprised my plan didn't work.
Gordon: *Sees Hawkeye in the passenger train* What are you waiting for?
Hawkeye: The conductor.
Gordon: That's no excuse! You're running late.
Hawkeye: Actually, if I left now, I'd be five minutes ahead of schedule.
Gordon: Bullshit. *About to cross the tracks*
Conductor: All aboard!
Stylo: *Climbs into the train* Nearly missed ya.
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice* Good thing you didn't. I was wondering who would be traveling with me in the train. *Drives train*
Gordon: *Nearly finished crossing the tracks, but gets hit by Hawkeye's train* HEY!!!
Stylo: We took too long to leave the station.
Hawkeye: Next time, we will have another chance. Hopefully, we do run him over.
Gordon: *Sees Hawkeye's train leaving the station as he walks to the train yard* He's heading Eastbound. Could he..? Nah.
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