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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Principal - You did what?!
Dan - It's horrible... But true...
Principal - This kid is a ticking bomb...
Dan - Once he use this power after 1 hour he will simply die.
Principal - This thing killed your brother and you still test it!
Dan - No... It's only thing that can kill me...
Principal - You don't mean...
Dan - I'm losing it *looks out of window* my mind is getting more corryoet more I test myself, I'm slowly breaking. I want to did with him. Pathetic right... I'm scared of dying alone so I take my creation with myself. I'm an egoist...
Principal - ...



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Racing arena
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Announcer - And Void won the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - You may think how selfish and cold pony like me can have a daughter? Well before I leaded Mafia I had a good family without problems. Anyway Natasha - my daughter came from Russia to pay me a visit and she would be cool if not for kidnapping in front of airport. I want you guys to do anything you want just get her safe to my house.

FI - Heard the old guy. It's not slip'n'slide job. If they kill her it will be over with you. But we have a handicap. There appears to be a bank next doors so we gonna "rob" the bank while saving Natasha. Bank will be easy job. More info when you get to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is Frank, and Reggie's S2000
This is Frank, and Reggie's S2000
Next day, Frank, and Reggie were at the body shop on Green Drive next to Shadow Lake.

Frank: *Observing the body shop pony working on his car* How much longer will this take?
Body Shop Pony: Just a couple more seconds. *Finishes* Okay, you promised me twelve grand in cash.
Frank: *Gives the body shop pony his money*
Body Shop Pony: You two enjoy yourselves.
Frank: We will.
Reggie: New tires, a beefed up engine, of course we'll enjoy ourselves.
Frank: *Gets in the driver's seat, and drives out of the body shop. He drifts to the right as he goes faster*

Julia was south of Frank's location with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.

Military Pony 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military Pony 2: *Getting out*
Military Pony 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help you two?
Military Pony 1: I assume you heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military Pony 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...
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Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof by behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everyone in Hungry's pirate crew got to the green, and yellow shack where a pony was selling maps.

Map Pony: Yes?
Hungry: We want a pirate map.
Map Pony: And why do you want one of those?
Hungry: Because we're pirates. We're looking for buried treasure.
Map Pony: A stupid pony like you shouldn't be going on a pirate journey.
Hungry: I'm not stupid.
Rainbow Dash: Look, we need this map to find treasure. Now hurry up, and give it to us.
Map Pony: And what if I don't want to?
Rainbow Dash: Max?
Max: *Gives Rainbow Dash his sword*
Rainbow Dash: *Points sword at the map pony*
Map Pony: Uh, okay. Take...
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posted by Canada24
The captured Changeling was thrown against the ground.

the other girls, including Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom, looked on in confusion. Clearly they didn't hear about what happened a few hours ago.

"W What is this?" Rarity asked in confusion.

"He and his ugly buddies, stole Scootaloo!" Dash cried, angrily growling at the changeling.

"What!? Why would they take our Scootaloo!?" AppleBloom cried.

Sweetie Belle on the hand knew what the reason was, and felt guitly about being partly the blame.

"Sweetie Belle. You know anything about this?" AppleJack asked, seeing the little fillies face.

"I, I'm not...
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posted by karinabrony
The fun has been doubled!
The fun has been doubled!
These are some of the quotes I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see you smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO LOVE ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...
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Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.

Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!

Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!

Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!

(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are you doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

The cops from pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!

(Long silence)

Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!


TO BE CONTAINUED
The cops from pony mov
The cops from pony mov
In Canterlot, Nikki was having her lunch at a restaurant.

Nikki: *Watches a group of 3 stallions walk by her* (No weird activity so far)
ISIS Ponies: *Flying an aircraft* Get ready to land.
ISIS Paratroopers: *Waiting by the door*
ISIS Pilot: *Turns on a green light*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Jump out of the plane. There are seven of them, and they each have twenty syringes full of the drug*
Nikki: *Watching the paratroopers*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Land by the castle*
Nikki: *Runs from the restaurant to the location of the ISIS ponies*
ISIS Ponies: *Checking their weapons* Full ammunition, and all twenty...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
You know that we light up the night
So nothing is black and white
'Cause everything i do
Is always technicolor with you

And i know
that you got my back
Don't you know
i got you like that?
I could fly
when you're by my side
When you're by my side

Ain't no better feelin'
(Whoa-oh oh oh oh)
Ain't no better feelin'
(Whoa-oh oh oh oh)
Yeah, you're the reason
(Whoa-oh oh oh oh)
I could feel the stars
right up in my heart
Ain't no better feelin'

You're the magic in the galaxy
Bringing out the best in me
Shining like a diamond sun
Is what you do for everyone

And i know
that you got my back
Don't you know
i got you like that?...
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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? You just decided to skip our dinner without telling me? Are you aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for you at a table with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want you to make friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! You still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if you want to give me a second chance or not. Starlight had to choose between you and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHAT DID YOU DO DISCORD"?

DISCORD- "LIGHTEN UP PONIES I ONLY MADE FRIENDS OF PONIES LIKE YOU" !

PINKIE PIE- "HEY TWILIGHT THOSE PONIES GIVE ME THE CREEPS I'M NOT SURE IF THEY LOOK LIKE THE MANE SIX" ?

RARITY- "THEY SURELY DO LOOK RATHER HIDIOUS".

RAINBOW DASH- "YEAH I THINK THEY COULDN'T OUT FLY AN AWESOME PONY PEGASUS LIKE ME"!

DISCORD- "AMUSING ISN'T IT I THOUGHT YOU PONIES WANTED SOME FUN "!

FLUTTERSHY-"REMEMBER DISCORD REFORMED EVEN IF HIS MANE SIX ARE DARK THEY NEED ALL THE LOVE INSIDE THEIR BROKEN HEARTS"!
APPLEJACK- "YA RIGHT FLUTTERSHY I SEEM TO REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Siberia
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Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

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Hooffman camp
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Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to show up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what you know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked by those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but hey I won't give you any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so you can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are you helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel you will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - Show yourself and stop using radio you are pissing me...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe you pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?

Master Sword: Didn't you hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one more time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' more to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And Rainbow Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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