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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust you got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do you think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find more weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station with Dan, Andy, and Mercedes in their cars. Captain Jefferson wanted a word with Dan, and his two partners.

Captain Jefferson: Dan, a moment with you, and your partners?
Dan: Yes Captain.
Captain: Tim, I'll talk to you, and your partner later. For now, wait in the briefing room.
Tim: Sure thing. *Goes with Julia*
Dan: *Enters Captain Jefferson's office with the Captain, Andy, and Mercedes* What is it you want to talk about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That chase you had with the two ponies in the Buick. Now I understand, you were trying to stop them, but...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 16 is beginning.

Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Jugger-nog, and buys one*
Rainbow Dash: *Plants two claymores in the theater*
Pinkie Pie: *Drinks her Jugger-nog* Yes. He sounds like a sweet little specimen.
Twilight: *Shoots three zombies* I take great preasure in ending you.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots four zombies, and tries to buy a gun from the Mystery Box, but she doesn't have enough points* Can't roll the bet if I can't place the dice!!
Twilight: Step aside, and ret somepony with enough money use this. *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*

A teddy bear appeared

Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 10 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Buys a jugger-nog, and drinks it. Once it's empty, she throws the glass bottle onto a zombie which kills it, giving her 300 points* Reach for me boys. If you're not a zombie. *Runs back to the group*
Applejack: *Looking at the Quick Revive machine* Rainbow Dash says that tastes bad.
Twilight: But she hasn't even tried it.
Applejack: You don't have to try it. Looks at what it says in the nutrition facts.
Twilight: *Reading the nutrition facts* This drink is fermented hair dipped in cat piss.
Applejack: *Buys the Quick Revive, and drinks it* I think Rainbow is...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadowknight - So... How did you know.
Doctor - Among greatest magicians and healers we are...
Shadowknight - Don't tell me it's because you're connected to underground. Truth.
Doctor - Truth to be told. I saved you after you got yourself beaten up. That's why armor was in my hoofs.
Shadowknight - Hm... That's all?
Doctor - I didn't called you for that. It's about one of princesses.
Shadowknight - What is it.
Doctor - Pearl... She is... Having a terrible sickness.
Shadowknight - What...
Doctor - Her mental state, seeing her mother get killed made it even worse and we need medicine right away.
Shadowknight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was now walking to the station.

Hawkeye: *Can't open the front door* It's locked. Oh well. *Kicks the windows on the doors* Now there has to be someway to unlock this. *Reaching for the lock, and gets it* There we go. *Opens the door*

At his house.

Metal Gloss: Where do you think he could be?
Mirage: All over Cheyenne.
Pete: We'll split up. Metal Gloss, and Stylo, search the station. Snowflake, Dan, and Mirage, you search the train yard. The rest of you, come with me. We're going to look around the streets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Richard entered a town called Kingwood. The pony in the Nissan was still following him.

Richard: *Sees a red light in front of him, and starts to slow down*
Pony 94: *Stops behind Richard*
Richard: *Drives when the light turns green*
Pony 94: *Turning left*

Following Richard this time was a pony in a green cobalt.

Pony 68: *Staying close behind Richard's car*
Richard: *Passes the state police building*
Pony 68: Passing a small intersection*
Richard: *Reaches another intersection, and turns left*
Pony 68: *Goes straight*
Pony 76: *In a Honda Odyssey. From the opposite direction, he turns right...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Sunshine - *sigh* It's tournament already after my lost to a noob 6 weeks ago... Uhhhh... I don't feel like I will win.
Blackcrow - This guy is weird...
Sunshine - B-blackcrow H-hi.
Blackcrow - And here I am racing him... He is OP at dog-fighting yet he is racing. Something is wrong.
Sunshine - Maybe... He don't want to hurt Ponies?
Blackcrow - Whatever it is I'm taking him down in racing.
Sunshine - *mumbles* so cool.


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Racing arena
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Announcer - Weeeeeelcome everyone on first match and the most might one the #3 elite in our school, elite of elites will be racing with infamous for his won dog-fighting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.


Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.

They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed limit was 35.

Tim: We got a speeder.

Song: link

Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later on at the station, Tim, and Julia went to Captain Jefferson's office to talk to him.

Tim: *Opens the door* Captain, you got a minute?
Captain Jefferson: You must be a mind reader, I was just about to call you down here.
Julia: What did you want to talk to us about?
Captain Jefferson: Actually Julia, I need you to go into the briefing room, and make sure it's clean for my arrival. Okay?
Julia: Okay. *Walks away*
Tim: What was that all about Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Close the door Tim.
Tim: *Closes the door*
Captain Jefferson: You know that Julia is sensitive, and doesn't like to be...
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Sean freed his cousin from the rope, and got him back onto the boat.

Sonic: Thanks for coming to save me.
Sean: It was no trouble at all. I sent Knuckles, and Charmy to get us some boats for our escape. I hope they get here soon.
Rainbow Dash: *Returns* I think I killed Twilight.
Sean: What happened?
Rainbow Dash: She appeared when we were planting the bombs, and I shot her, and she fell a few hundred feet.
Sean: Where is Vector, and Mighty?
Vector: *Arrives with Mighty* Right here.
Mighty: We planted all of the charges.
Sean: Alright, let's go wait at the back of the boat. *Walks with his friends*...
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A short time ago in a world full of cartoon ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Title

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be said for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the Pony Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, Rainbow Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting next to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: You two officers gotta help me. An orange unicorn stole my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.
A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window
A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: December 23, 1960
Location: Denver, Coltorado
Time: 8:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Railroad Pony 34: *Watching the tree*
Railroad Pony 30: *Also watching the tree* You know when the train gets here?
Railroad Pony 34: Ten O' Clock.
Railroad Pony 30: And those gangsters aren't around, right?
Railroad Pony 34: Let's hope not, otherwise this won't be a very merry Christmas.
Hawkeye: *Narrating* Now this isn't the part where everything is great, that's coming up later. This part is more action packed than I was hoping for.
Stylo: *Driving the train* How much longer until we get to Denver?
Hawkeye:...
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Applejack: You out-nightmared the scariest part of the corn maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did you do all this?!

Fluttershy: After you left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: You came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. Angel was the scary figure that kept scurrying after you in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky wall that made it difficult for you to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...
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Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).

Audience: (cheers).

Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.

Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.

BonBon: I liked her hat.

Saten: Great performance honey.

Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Saten: Well of coarse I di-

GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) Hey good performance.. And nice melons.

Saten: Hey! Just wait a   minu-

Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.

Saten: Oh.. Sorry.

GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!

Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).

GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!
posted by Canada24
Twilight:: [gasps] It's our old science lab! I have so many great memories of this place!Minuette: [giggles] Remember when Lemon Hearts got her head stuck in that beaker?Twinkleshine, Minuette and Lemon Hearts: [giggling][fillies giggling]

FLASHBACK:

Young Twilight: But according to this book, you're supposed to add the sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: I read ahead, and to make a proper salt lick, you need to add the molasses first.

Young Twilight: (snobbishly) Well, I read ahead too, Moon Dancer, and I'm sure it said sodium chloride first.

Young Moon Dancer: [dryly] Oh. I've got the wrong...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A crane finally arrived, and the pony operating it was lifting one of the engines off the track. A Major was ordering him what to do.

Major Herren: Ready?! Pick it up!
German Pony 88: *Lifting the engine slowly*
Major Herren: *Walks to the left, and finds a spot near the track that is occupied by nothing* Put it on it's side over there.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Major!! *Walks toward him with two ponies behind him* Can't you move any faster?!
Major Herren: This is a hell of a mess Colonel! We're doing the best we can!
Colonel Von Waldheim: I asked for two cranes!
Major Herren: *Walks toward him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Next morning, Case Cracker was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do you think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello you three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

It was a beautiful day in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to show you the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the Bay Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...
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