Derpy

Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to show you what I'm about to do. I'd show you some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless you want two pictures in your video, it's more complicated...

Slash - *looks around the murder scene wich is pinkies house*
Ace - I see nothing.
Slash - Well I do see some apples. The died out of strong kick I assume.
Ace - UT the autopsy say-
Slash - Poison. Fox used poison. But second coming was another Killer. Wich is... *looks up on cealing* Haaa... *looks on table and points on apple pie* AppleJack.
Ace - What! How can you be so sure.
Slash - She came In and gave Pinkie the apple pie. Problem is. *cuts pie in half* Half of it is poison. While second part is hallucigen. She probably saw monster or something kicked her almost dead body and ran away tripping...

Slash - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - Hey there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... Slash life.


Episode 2
The Fox Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

Slash - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. Slash was ace detective for 1 year then-

Slash - Oh? You got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
Slash - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
Slash...

Episode 6: Snow

Special Guest Stars, Jordan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Neon Lights as Nick Ren

Gran Turismo just got 18 inches of snow. Even though all of the roads were plowed, the speed limits were reduced, to avoid accidents.

Julia: *Stops her car next to a speed limit sign*
Tim: *Gets a temporary speed limit sign, and puts it up*

The limit on the road they were currently on was reduced from 35 to 20. Every road in Gran Turismo had it's speed limit decreased by 15.

Tim: There we go. *Gets back into the car, sitting next to Julia*
Julia: *Drives the car*
Tim: *Picks up the receiver on the radio*...

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get you out!...

Next day at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform you that Eggman keeps attacking more, and more of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have more bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...

The next day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. You think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* Hey Ponch, you finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...

Master Sword: There you are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together by love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, love would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's search for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes you realize that everybody is...

Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. You know how we put you as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need you your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem or a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...

In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then you get on more ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, you have to land in the same spot that you started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up more ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...

I have given out some wise sayings to you people in the past. Hopefully they helped you all become more of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give you all some wise sayings to help you out some more, as well as myself. Just to let you know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people you hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture you at any given moment.

Treasure what you may be given from people, be it object or affection. Neither lasts as long as you would think it...

Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...

Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When you said abandoned warehouse, what did you mean by that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since you two are going to see it, you can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. You put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...

Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace by The Black Angels was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....

Papillon went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds next to each other.

Andrew: Did you ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he said he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear you two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I join you?
Papillon: The more the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...