3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...
STORY ONE:
Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable television wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes more insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.
Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.
Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...
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