MLP poem...

Well, here I am, with anouther grimdark spoof..

Although unlike the one for Cupcakes, this one isn't secretly trying to prove a point to everyone who claimed that the story forever scared them and other such stuff I find so damn silly.
But, however, this story will most likely prove to be much DARKER then the privious spoof. Cause in this one, characters actually die, instead of humorish ways of how they could servived. Plus the language is quite mature in this one
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But anyway, lets get started...


RAINBOW FACTORY:
Spoof version


"Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice.

As the story we knew of...

Apple Jack arrives at the successful apple orchard. She sees Big Macintosh and her best friend, Twilight Sparkle, talking to each other. Apparently, it had seemed that Big Mac had fished up one of his jokes to Twilight which explains her giggling.

"Hey y'all." she greets the two as she approaches them awkwardly.

"Oh. Hey there AJ!" Twilight exclaims.

"Uhh...what's goin' on here?" Apple Jack asks.

"We're just...talking. That's all." Twilight Sparkle gives Big Macintosh a stare.

"Eeeeeeeyup." He says. She chuckles.

"Well that's good to know." AJ says to her brother and best friend.

"Little sis,"...