LATER THAT DAY: Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts. AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once. Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..
Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria. Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary pony folk. Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called? Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird.. Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird. Fluttershy: I think it's lovely. Satan: (groans) of coarse you do.. Pinkie Pie: I don't...
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce you to something new to the show. Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!! Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling* Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.
Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit. Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The Month award goes to me! Audience: *Cheering* Master Sword: I knew you'd like that. Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.
Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The Month awarf, f**K!...
By this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.
But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her heart racing.
Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach you manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to spend talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw you were next. You could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, you keep falling alseep!.. I mean, you don't see coming to "your" and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me.. I seen fouls...
Me, and Rainbow Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why you shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.
Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a pony was eating a cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened. Scootaloo: What was it? Rainbow Dash: She got attacked by some human named Jeff The Killer. Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer? Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fan fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer. Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself? Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...