The sun was just rising as a convoy left Canterlot. In the convoy was a Lincoln, two Chryslers, and a 1954 Cadillac convertible. Each car was shiny, and black, and Twilight's in the Cadillac. The front of that car has two purple flags with her cutie mark on it.
Episode 3: Christmas Trees And Assassinations
Special Guest Stars, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna as theirselves. SeanTheHedgehog's Tom Foolery as Brett Flasch
In Gran Turismo, everypony heard that Twilight Sparkle was coming to visit.
I have given out some wise sayings to you people in the past. Hopefully they helped you all become more of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.
And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give you all some wise sayings to help you out some more, as well as myself. Just to let you know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.
Here is what I would like to say:
Bad people you hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture you at any given moment.
Treasure what you may be given from people, be it object or affection. Neither lasts as long as you would think it...
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block. Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block. Audience: *Quietly laughing* Tom: How? Master Sword: The title of this article clearly says On The Block! Audience: *Laughing* Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen. Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: We're combining two bad movies for this. Frozen, and Unfriended. Tom:...
Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better. Saten Twist: Thanks you guys. Master Sword: What caused you to feel sick anyway? Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw. Audience: *Laughing*
Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.
Sunny: Hey, check this out! Tom: Where did you find that? Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner said it didn't work. Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner. Sunny: Or he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him. Tom: So where do you plan to go...