Princess Cadence teaches more chemistry

That night at Tim's house, Toby arrived with Red Velvet in his Chrysler 200.

Red & Toby: *Get out of the car*
Julia: *Arrives on her motorcycle in a black suit*
Red: Cold enough for you?
Julia: *Parks her bike in front of Toby's car, and takes off her helmet* Remember that suspect we stopped on his motorcycle today?
Red: Yeah, I remember. What about him?
Julia: I learned something from him. Touch my suit.
Toby: *Hesitates, but touches it* Whoa, that's warm.
Red: How are you so warm?
Julia: This is a heated suit. I bought it right as soon as I got off duty.
Red: That's nice.
Toby: Tim said...

Gordon left the mare's house, and examined the streets of Cheyenne.

Gordon: 2013 doesn't look different, except for the fact that every car is ugly.
Teenage pony: *passes by in Cobra*
Gordon: Ugly, and loud. *walking*
Colt: Hey, look over there *points at Gordon*
Gordon: What does he want?
Colt: *walks to Gordon* Hey, how many pounds do you have?
Colt friends: *laugh*
Gordon: Hey, how many mares did you fuck in bed? Get a life losers. *walks away*
Colts: *cry*
Gordon: *looks at store* What's a Verizon? *enters*
Desk Clerk: Good morning. Can I help you with something?
Gordon: Yes, I'd like a Verizon. *looks...

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

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Starring Joe, Thomas, Silver, and Erik from SeanTheHedgehog
With Sunny from Bluecherry6765, and Mimi Retcon from BlondLionEzel
Also starring Ditto from Canada24

A volleyball game was in action at Canterlot. Ditto was the coach for one team, but it was losing 16 to 19.

News Pony: And welcome back to another exciting game in the E.V.L. the Equestrian Volleyball League. I'm Mike Richards, and with me is Allen Woods. What do you think of this game so far Allen?
News Pony 2: I think it's a good game so far, but I do want the Canterlot Humans to win.
News Pony: Yes, they...