Chpt. 1: meet the uzumaki/namizakes
"A-are you serious kushina?" Minato asked standing from his seat at the kitchen table."yeah mom,seriously?" Nagato asked biting his nails in suspense.kushina nodded."mhm....I'm pregnant...again...." kushina said happily."alright!! Me and itachi are gonna be big brothers!!" Nagato said running around the room like an airplane.minato laughed and picked up his six year old."you sure are nagato-kun...wanna call itachi and tell him?" Minato asked taking out his phone."oh can I daddy please?" Minato dialed fugaku's number annd handed it to his son when itachi answered.nagato walked upstairs to his room talking to his best friend."hehehe....that's our boy alright..." minato said looking at kushina."yep,and we might have another one...." kushina said rubbing her flat stomach.minato gently smiled and hugged his girlfriend."yep....can't wait either...." nagato rushed back downstairs."kisame and konan are goin to itachi's for a sleepover,can I go mommy please?" Nagato said getting on his knees and begging with the puppy dog face.kushina laughed."if its ok with them its ok with me..." he got up from the floor and hugged his mother."thank you mommy you're the super coolest bestest mommy ever!!" He let go of her and rushed back to his room."hey,what about me?" Minato asked before nagato was completely upstairs."nah,I still like mom more....you're kinda girly dad..." minato pouted as kushina laughed."I'll remember that next time you ask me to buy you 6 bowls of ramen...." minato shouted up the stairs.the door to his room shut."hahah,he thinks you're girly.." kushina said wiping tears from her eyes.minato rolled his eyes."he thinks I'm girly,he has red hair...I don't think there's a trace of my genes in that boy...." minato said pouting and crossing his arms.nagato walked back down."hey dad I-" "meow..." a little furry orange kitten brushed past his foot.nagato's eyes got wide with a big smile on his face and a light blush on his cheeks."OH THE WITTLE KITTY WITTY!!! LOOK AT YOU YOURE SOOO CUTE!!" Nagato picked up the family cat and cuddled it close to his face."YOURE JUST A WITTLE CUTTIE PIE I WUV YOU SO MUCH!!!" Nagato said loudly cuddling the kitten like a Teddy bear.kushina sweatdropped."don't you dare hurt my kitten son...." she said getting up and taking her cat."purrr...." the kitten said snuggling against her neck."but I love her mommy....come on brother wuvs you huh cuddles?" Nagato asked the kitty scratching behind the kittens ear with his little index finger.the kitten purred."I don't get it,that cat is a demon,why does he like you guys?" Minato asked sadly."well he doesn't like guys baby..." kushina said petting the small kitty."but it loves nagato....and itachi....and even that annoying tobi kid...." minato said gloomily."maybe he likes kids pop....most animals do...." nagato said hugging his mother's arm.minato sighed."stupid cat...." minato mumbled putting his head down.
"Done...." nagato said setting down his chopsticks and patting his belly."ill never understand how you and your mother can eat that much in one sitting..." minato said rubbing the back of his neck."12 bowls of ramen in one sitting,if itachi did that he'd blow chunks...." nagato said leaning back in his chair."its the uzumaki blood my little blonde boyfriend..." kushina said setting down her 8th bowl."*sigh* I'm only on my 2nd bowl and I'm already stuffed....." minato said pushing his bowl of ramen away.the kitten climbed on the table and helped himself."hey,that's my food you fatass feline get off the table...." minato said touching the kitty.it scratched his finger and hissed."ouch...stupid cat....." minato said rubbing his finger scar."hey don't hurt papa cuddles...." nagato said picking up the kitten and kissing it on the head.the kitten wiggled so it could reach the bowl closest to nagato so he could lick up the small puddle of ramen liquid in his bowl."aww wook at the wittle hungry kitty witty!!" Kushina said taking the kitten from her son."your cat is gonna be a fatass if you keep letting him eat your food like that..." minato said."aw the wittle kitty's just hungry is all it is!!" Kushina said hugging her little orange kitten.nagato yawned and stood up."I'm tired,I'm gonna go to bed..." he sucked his thumb and tiredly walked to his room."MEOW!" The kitten shouted as it jumped out of kushina's arm and followed his human brother."aw you wanna sleep with me cuddles?" He asked picking up his cat brother.he continued walking and shut the door to his room."that's your son...." minato said kissing kushina on the forehead from across the table.kushina sighed."it was your sperm that helped make him...he's just more like his mommy....he's always been a momma's boy...." kushina said remembering when her son was a baby."he was the cutest little guy in the world.." minato said running a hand through kushina's long red locks as he hugged her.kushina blushed."he's got your sense of humor and he's got some of your eye features....only they're purple like mine instead of blue...." kushina told him to cheer him up a little.minato laughed and kissed her gently on the lips."well,I've got work tomorrow so I'm gettin to bed...comin?" Minato asked holding his hand out for kushina to take.she took it and stood up."yeah....let's go...." she said walking upstairs with him.