- anytime you're bored you watch Newsies
- you have Newsies songs on your iPod/mp3 player
- you know every word to every song
- you own one or more Newsies tshirts
- you've seen Blood Drips Heavily on Newsie Square
- you dream of Newsies
- you dream of being a Newsie
- you pretend you're a Newsie when you're with your friends and sometimes people you don't even know
- you notice mistakes in the movie cause you've seen it so many times
- you worship Newsies before any other movie
- you've memorized your favorite parts
- you've memorized famous quotes
- if you don't follow all these things it's ok cause you have to follow this next one more than all the others
- you love the movie (you can't be a fan if you don't like the movie!)