Disclaimer: I got the idea elsewhere, and re-wrote what someone else had written to suit my needs. It is not originally my work.
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A NEWSIES FAN WHEN ...
YOU’RE BUYING A NEWSPAPER, AND YOU EXPECT TO PAY “A PENNY A PAPE”
YOU GET EXCITED WHEN YOU SEE BOOKS OR MOVIES WITH NAMES LIKE “SEE SPOT RUN” OR “THE KELLY GANG” BEFORE REALISING THEY ARE NOT WHAT YOU THINK THEY ARE
YOU TEND TO OFFEND PEOPLE WITH YOUR PRONUNCIATION OF THE WORD “AMBASSADOR”
YOU’RE TERRIFIED TO WEAR OUT YOU VHS TAPE OF NEWSIES – A DVD JUST WOULDN’T BE THE SAME
YOU ASSUME THAT ANYONE WEARING A “NEWSBOY HAT” AKA “BROOKLYN HAT” IS A NEWSIES FAN, FORGETTING THAT THEY ARE IN STYLE
YOUR FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER PULLS OUT A WATER PISTOL AND THREATENS TO “SOAK YA.” YOU IMMEDIATELY ASSUME THAT THEY ARE THREATENING YOU WITH BODILY HARM, NOT JUST WATER
YOU'RE SEEING BATMAN FILMS AT THE CINEMA, YOU LOUDLY PROCLAIM THAT JACK KELLY IS IN IT, OBTAINING MANY CONFUSED LOOKS