What's the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Or the grumpy way he talks?
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?
And though we know he washes well
He always ends up sort of smelly.
But you'll never meet a fellow who's as
Sensitive and sweet!
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
So he's got a few flaws.
Like his peculiar brain dear,
His thing with the reindeer.
That's a little outside of nature's laws!
This is not about me!
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper
Up with a little bit of love!
Can we please...
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