A Ninja Pirate or Pirate Ninja, also known as a Pinja, is the rare half-breed of the already powerful Pirates and Ninjas. The true origin of this god like race is shrouded in mystery, so secret that many Pinja are unclear on exactly the details of their kind.
Origins of the Pinja:
There are many theories on where or how the Pinja came into existence, none have been verified or proven.
1) The Royal Union; historians in previous times have claimed that during medieval times the war between the Pirate and Ninja clans were at a all time high, however while these powerful families were battling each other a new enemy came. The Unicorn, a deformed offspring of the superior Pegasus, tried to claim power. With a common foe the Pirate and Ninja’s joined forces, leading the pirates at the time were the well known Scandinavian Pirates known as Vikings. From there the legend changes, some claim the Viking lord Dir was saved by the equivalent of a Ninja Prince and after they defeated the Unicorn the two became friends, Dir falling in love with his new allies daughter, Kunoichi, and taking her as his bride. Others claimed that is was Dir who saved the Ninja’s Prince’s life and then in gratitude the Ninja offered his daughter to the pirate. Either way, the bloodlines were mixed creating the Pinja breed, and for a time peace was settled between these foes yet as the treaty between the two opposites weakened the children of their union (Pinja) retreated into hiding.
2) Seed of Hell; the romanticism of the royal union is seen by many as a simple fairytale and claim that the all powerful Pinja’s origins were far from romantic or straightforward. For many centuries, since the earliest sightings of Pinja, folklore has spoken of a cross breed warrior conceived within the darkness of hell, where in the end all Pirate and Ninja rest. Rising from the fiery depths are the Pinja, belonging to neither parent in the light of day.
3) Blood Brothers; A theory disdained by Pirate and Ninja alike is the whispers that at the beginning of time there were neither Pirate nor Ninja, instead they belonged to one family, yet an inner feud split them apart into two households long before language was created. In simple turns, perhaps the Pinja are not the result of the joining between Pirate and Ninja, but instead the parent to the two powerful races.
These are merely three of the popular legends, there are many beliefs, one even claiming that the Pinja were genetically engineered with the purpose of creating a new army. The truth may never be known.
The Modern Day Pinja:
For centuries the Pinja have been likened to a mythical creature, awed and feared, with whispers of sightings yet no evidence ever remained of their existence. It is only in recent time that the Pinja have come out into the open, claiming the thrown of their ‘fathers’. The location of the Pinja is a closely guarded secret, but reports lead Pinja Scholars to believe that the Pirate-Ninja/Ninja-Pirate hold their own kingdom, where only the dead may be granted as guest.
Ruling this ‘kingdom’ is a King and Queen, with a Pinja Goddess by their side, the minions are next in line, creating the beloved Pinja family. How the royal family exactly work is just another mystery of the Pinja, though stories from insiders speak of a passionate romance between the King and Queen, others report the exact opposite denying any marital or romantic link between the two titles.
The location of the Pinja Kingdom has been guessed upon for years, only the Pinja will ever know the secret of their true home, however through the years stories have been told of where the Pinja reside. One tells that they took over the very ground of Eden, some say they rule every corner of hell, which ever may be true one thing is known - only the Pinja and their slaves are welcome.
Servants to the Pinja
Have you ever had someone you love just disappear? Perhaps they have become slave to the Pinja who take whatever or whoever they want.
The slaves are the lowest of the low, people carefully selected by the influential Pinja to serve them in good times and bad. Look beside you, look at the your friends or family, anyone one of them could be a slave and you wouldn’t know it, they might not even be privy to the knowledge, but once claimed by the Pinja you are theirs til death.
The most illustrious and well looked after slaves are the personal property of the Pinja family, these slaves are the ones kept for their own pleasure; sex slaves. A Pinja will choose their sex slaves and honour one above all else, stories tell of up to fifteen sex slaves per Pinja, this number may be widely exaggerated.
The extent of the Pinja’s ability can only be imagined, each Pinja is different yet all are superior to either the Pirate or the Ninja, and could destroy a mere mortal before you even get a chance to blink. They are skilled with all weapons and fighting ability belonging to either Pirate or Ninja (refer to Pirate and Ninja) and hold a natural affinity to all other forms. There are even stories attributing the Pinja to holding magical abilities, possibly even psychic powers, little is known about the origins of these powers or how exactly a Pinja gains them.
As well as that, the Pinja also hold enhanced senses, being able to see with their eyes closed, hear without the need of sound, move outside the laws of relativity, and their strength knows no limits. Do they eat? Sleep? Only they know.
Frequently asked Questions:
Do Pinja’s ride around in boats and that?
The Pinja use all forms of transport, there have even been sightings on local buses, but always hold a soft spot for navigating the high seas.
Can they fly?
The real question is how they can not fly.
Do they wear eyes patches?
Yes, many Pinja wear eye patches, sometimes even two, yet do not think you are safe if you can see two eyes, the Pinja are so skilled in disguise they are believed to know the key to invisibility and still wish to go to the movies or grocery store without being branded as a Pinja.
What if a Pinja were to fight a Pinja?
Why not just ask what if a Pirate and Ninja were to fight, we’ll never know. A fight between Pinja could unleash so much power anyone close enough to answer your question would almost certainly not survive the backlash.
Is Harry Potter a Pinja?
What of the rumours of the connection between the Pinja society and the hit teen drama ‘One Tree Hill’?
The CW and Mark Schwann deny having any link to the Pinja, however underground sources say that the Pinja control possibly up to ten OTH related personalities within their slave ring.
*The investigative reporter working on the Pinja story was unable to finish this article due to sudden demise. His car was found by the river with only a trail of crackers as a clue to what happened*