For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free." Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like...
Men are like LAXATIVES
. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like BANANAS
. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like WEATHER
. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like BLENDERS
. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like CHOCOLATE BARS
. Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips..
Men are like COMMERCIALS
. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like DEPARTMENT STORES
. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
Men are like GOVERNMENT BONDS
. They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like MASCARA
. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like POPCORN
. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like SNOWSTORMS
. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like LAVA LAMPS
. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like PARKING SPOTS
. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know!!!!!!!!!!
You Got Served!