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Pinja Def.

Opinion by Bdavisbrookeme posted over a year ago
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1. Pinja:

A Pinja is a person who has the best of both worlds, such that they are squeaky clean and stealthy like a Ninja, but are also flashily dressed and able to drink a lot like a Pirate.

Pinjas do not inhibit the bad traits of either of these such as being eaten by a Kracken or being shot by a gun ... thus, they are both better and superior to both Pirates and Ninjas.

Jim: That guy just shot me and stabbed me with his sword at the same time. His breath smelled like rum, it must have been a pinja.
Ben: A pinja? you mean a pirate and a ninja crossed? but the best of both?
Jim: Exactly. Lets go to some strikeouts.
Ben: word


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mischievous
LMFAO! This is soooo us. I love it :D
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OF COURSE IT'S TOTALLY US!!! what stood out to me most is "stealthy like a ninja" and "able to drink alot like a pirate" so us!
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this is so us to the tee Pinja baby
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mischievous
Ahah for real. I can totally kick ass then knock em back like a pirate..kidding :D
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piraets and ninjas beat

gg no re
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