Jimi Hendrix, Voodo Child

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!

Mental backup...

so yes.

I am a month and 2 days early but Pinjas have never been one for rules, right?

Who needs em?

If someone was to ask us where we started, what would we say? Some friendships started before I existed in fanpop world, some became close after I joined…how do you explain how we are to someone that would never understand without examples or without being there? I’m not sure we could, people come in a lot…not as often as before but who remains in the end? The friendships that have started from the start, the main pinjas; the kind of friendships you often see and envy. People think that just...

Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask...

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine.

The five questions are:

1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:



1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question,...