Greetings, this is Norman. Whom has the pleasure of withholding me today you ask? Well, he is a very respected doctor. Which I don't understand cause he thinks like an antisocial person who is mean to everyone. I think I've made about 5 comments already about this one nice lady about her behind, her breasts, or someother part of her sexually. I think he loves her, why else would he comment on her and he always wants to impress her even if it is by tricking her. She wants him, I know it even if she says she doesn't, Everybody Lies and she loved him before and people don't change. Oh I feel so narsasistic and misanthropic and I enjoy so much sarcasm. Ahha I found it the white bundles of joy, ahhhhh that's better.
Anyway I hope you have gotten better over the past month or so, I have. I am so close to finding you and then you run away. Why? Anyway I think you should come see this guy based on how you act I think your going to die from a sickness please come, I want you too. But I know You Can't Always get what you want. But I will try cause I might find that I'll get what I need.
Remember that time that we were in that brown thing shruched up in a ball it was wet in there and we stayed in there for 2 months swaying back and forth, back and forth. The pickles in there good, better before the spew that came out of your mouth. Remember how after that they made our back red for eating all the pickles. Our back look so pretty, I can't wait to eat the pickles again!
Anyway I hope you have gotten better over the past month or so, I have. I am so close to finding you and then you run away. Why? Anyway I think you should come see this guy based on how you act I think your going to die from a sickness please come, I want you too. But I know You Can't Always get what you want. But I will try cause I might find that I'll get what I need.
Remember that time that we were in that brown thing shruched up in a ball it was wet in there and we stayed in there for 2 months swaying back and forth, back and forth. The pickles in there good, better before the spew that came out of your mouth. Remember how after that they made our back red for eating all the pickles. Our back look so pretty, I can't wait to eat the pickles again!
I got out, me, Norman, got out of a dead's man's head. All this head thinks about is survival. Ooo a berry, ugh! Okay it's on my back, God it's heavy! Take it back to the hill now, the colony will love it! Then she'll reward me, thank God! Everything is so big compared to normal, this person is a midget, actually a midget compared to a midget.
Remember the time when we saw that beautiful small hole in the wall with the three holes. And then we put the screwdriver in it, it fit perfectly. Then the sparks flyed and we felt the sensation go through us. The best part is we were inresponsive for about 1.43 minutes. Then we got the electric shock from the two paddles and we came back to life and were responsive again. Ah great times, great times.
Remember the time when we saw that beautiful small hole in the wall with the three holes. And then we put the screwdriver in it, it fit perfectly. Then the sparks flyed and we felt the sensation go through us. The best part is we were inresponsive for about 1.43 minutes. Then we got the electric shock from the two paddles and we came back to life and were responsive again. Ah great times, great times.
Hi Norman as usual, ......... How did I get here?..................... I feel cold and can't move........ anything. Where am I?.............. Oh my God, no wonder I couldn't do anything I'm in a dead guy.......... He's greek........... I think Athenian..................... A great ruler, starts with I think I saw a P............... "Down with Persia!" he keeps thinking. Well I'm here at the moment, in his head in his cascat.
Remember the time when we played that new game, with those nice children. We just stood there and they threw rocks at us, that was great. But then some police came by and stopped us. Once they left we picked back up, remember? But then they came back and made us go home. Party Poopers!
I don't know how I'm going to get out of here but I will. I'll find a way. I promise. Hope to see you soon. Bye!
Remember the time when we played that new game, with those nice children. We just stood there and they threw rocks at us, that was great. But then some police came by and stopped us. Once they left we picked back up, remember? But then they came back and made us go home. Party Poopers!
I don't know how I'm going to get out of here but I will. I'll find a way. I promise. Hope to see you soon. Bye!
Hi, its me, Norman. I'm still in Brian's brain. And guess what. We're going to the Bahamas. Yay! I don't know why though, he said something about going to break out some serial killer, we'll see.
Remember the time when we went to that baseball game with Brian. Ha, and he got hit in the head with a foul ball. I hope that isn't happening to you! I talked to his brain once, her name is Celvia not the brightest brain of the bunch.
Oh and remember that guy we met on the way home. He was really nice, in that alley it was fun, I'm glad we could help him by giving him our money. Oh and his hands they felt so cold on our warm skin. I had fun that day.
Remember the time when we went to that baseball game with Brian. Ha, and he got hit in the head with a foul ball. I hope that isn't happening to you! I talked to his brain once, her name is Celvia not the brightest brain of the bunch.
Oh and remember that guy we met on the way home. He was really nice, in that alley it was fun, I'm glad we could help him by giving him our money. Oh and his hands they felt so cold on our warm skin. I had fun that day.
Hello again, guess who? Yes this is Norman, your brain. Seeing as you don't care about me I have decided to contact you.
So Brian is seeing a psychiatrist he is a very nice man. Always wants to talk about Brian.I suggest you get one too, you'll have great fun.
Remember that one time we went to the petting zoo. Ah one of the best days of my life. We got to feed the animals, I liked the donkey, sometimes you remind me of the donkey at the petting zoo. Oh and the goat, I loved the goat, it was trying to eat our ear, and half of it was gone when the goat was finished.
So Brian is seeing a psychiatrist he is a very nice man. Always wants to talk about Brian.I suggest you get one too, you'll have great fun.
Remember that one time we went to the petting zoo. Ah one of the best days of my life. We got to feed the animals, I liked the donkey, sometimes you remind me of the donkey at the petting zoo. Oh and the goat, I loved the goat, it was trying to eat our ear, and half of it was gone when the goat was finished.
Hello again. It's Norman,who else? I went mini golfing today, very interesting. 4 holes in one... four, not three not two... Four just four. I found another head cleaner and softer. Haven't done much lately. Every little thing was just mediocure and blah. I'm glad I'm back and a nice clean place to write it all just sorta works. I know I haven't said this but I love you and miss you and yeah we were more friends we were lovers... HA just kidding but still that whole more than friends part you got me right here in the heart well my adventures are just starting so be ready cause while I don't have many times to say things but much to say.
Hey remember that time that we all were standing by the campfire and YOU FELL IN. Oh the burn oh the awesomeness. Heat rushihng everywhere and then water over the body shocking every neuron in our body. Oh the good old times.
Hey remember that time that we all were standing by the campfire and YOU FELL IN. Oh the burn oh the awesomeness. Heat rushihng everywhere and then water over the body shocking every neuron in our body. Oh the good old times.
So, this is Norman, I switched to this head of a man who owns and lives with 3 other people this house-type thing. One of the ladies has a cat, it's an inside cat that needs to go outside and well it came up the stair to my front door. It sat at my front door and disposed its waste right there. Right There! I made her take care of the smell, but she didn't. So I had sent an email to her explaining my problem, and well she didn't take care of it. So... I sent her another email.
Remember that cement that we laid by that was just layed down for a new sidewalk in the park in New York? And we put our hand into it and fell asleep. Then the cement dried, making us stuck in the middle of the road. It was great that the biker's didn't notice us, their black tires grazing over our skin. Too bad it only lasted 3 days, someone called about us making the city drill us out. Darn them.
Remember that cement that we laid by that was just layed down for a new sidewalk in the park in New York? And we put our hand into it and fell asleep. Then the cement dried, making us stuck in the middle of the road. It was great that the biker's didn't notice us, their black tires grazing over our skin. Too bad it only lasted 3 days, someone called about us making the city drill us out. Darn them.
Ahahahaha, I can't make up myself, so I was out in I think LA and I found this guy whose head I'm in now, he's older. I think we were on the beach cause someone mentioned a shore, I couldn't hear a ocean though. Anyway this guy's friends can't make up their minds either and I find pleasure in it. Millions of people are wanting to know and hundreds to thousands are obsessing over it. I've been ridiculed, mocked, and have recieved death threats but it's all out of love, I know.
I love the time your mother was making maccaroni and the water was boiling and we were draining the pasta and the water backlashed out of the sink and all over our body. And then we had to lay in the bathtub full of ice water cooling our skin where we cried ourself to sleep, sinking into the water letting it enter our lungs. I'm mad your father came in to check on us, we were having so much fun.
I love the time your mother was making maccaroni and the water was boiling and we were draining the pasta and the water backlashed out of the sink and all over our body. And then we had to lay in the bathtub full of ice water cooling our skin where we cried ourself to sleep, sinking into the water letting it enter our lungs. I'm mad your father came in to check on us, we were having so much fun.
Hi this is Norman, I don't know where I am any more I have a feeling Brain switched brains with a serial killer in the Bahamas because I read a newspaper saying that he was thrown in jail for killing 7 people in one day. And I'm not in jail or Brian's head. I miss you. Could you tell me where you are because I have no clue to find you.
Remember the birthday present that little kid gave us. That Teddy Bear was so cute especially at night with the white fur and the red eyes, the pointy ears and the pitchfork. Oh and who could forget the biddy sharp white demon teeth, I always slept like a baby when I thought he was staring at us waiting for us to go to sleep.
I miss you and want to find you, please come find me. Please oh please.
Remember the birthday present that little kid gave us. That Teddy Bear was so cute especially at night with the white fur and the red eyes, the pointy ears and the pitchfork. Oh and who could forget the biddy sharp white demon teeth, I always slept like a baby when I thought he was staring at us waiting for us to go to sleep.
I miss you and want to find you, please come find me. Please oh please.
This is Norman again. Why won't you answer me. I mean I know your having fun without me but I would like to give you thoughts again before I am useless.
Don't tell me you switched to that insane person's brain. What was his name again? Ah, Brian, great man, great man, wait is that where I am, did you switch me so he could get out of jail! I'm so dissapointed.
But remember that one time we went swimming? Ah good times good times, and that man almost drowned us. What was it again? Oh yeah, he wanted to rid us of carbon. Glad he did it for us I feel so much better.
Don't tell me you switched to that insane person's brain. What was his name again? Ah, Brian, great man, great man, wait is that where I am, did you switch me so he could get out of jail! I'm so dissapointed.
But remember that one time we went swimming? Ah good times good times, and that man almost drowned us. What was it again? Oh yeah, he wanted to rid us of carbon. Glad he did it for us I feel so much better.
Hello this is Norman, your brain.
Sorry we haven't been in contact but I thought I would never see you again.
Why don't you search for me, I miss you.
Now that I found you love me again like you did when we were three years old and the world was new, just like the dinosaurs.
Remember that parrot we would look at, wasn't his name Remmat, he was so nice and cuddly especially when he bit us on the nose and shoulders. Ahhh such a nice bird.
Well anyway I want to share more of these moments to you, please find me, I don't know where I am.
Sorry we haven't been in contact but I thought I would never see you again.
Why don't you search for me, I miss you.
Now that I found you love me again like you did when we were three years old and the world was new, just like the dinosaurs.
Remember that parrot we would look at, wasn't his name Remmat, he was so nice and cuddly especially when he bit us on the nose and shoulders. Ahhh such a nice bird.
Well anyway I want to share more of these moments to you, please find me, I don't know where I am.