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Niall Horan

Review by xMrsNiallHoranx posted over a year ago
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Niall!!
Name: Niall James Horan
Age: 17
DOB: 13/07/93
Star Sign: Virgo
Home Town: Mullingar, Ireland
Favourite Film: Grease
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Michael Buble
Bet you didn’t know: He’d rather lick a fat man’s armpit than drown in a sea of mayonnaise.
Turn-ons: Hot pants, farting and being funny.
Turn-offs: Birkenstock sandals, Disney films and granny cardigans.

Niall is a loyal and faithful boyfriend if he likes them.
On a date he would wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, a shirt and a blazer, plus a quick squirt of aftershave.
His perfect girl would be someone who can take a bit of banter and she has to be hot.
He’s a closet chav.
He loves to fart. He can clear a room in seconds with the foul smell.

Best thing about being a boy? Chasing all the girls!
Best thing about being in One Direction? That we all get along.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Go to the doctor and get a jab.
Favourite aftershave: Armani Mania.
Favourite grooming product: L’Oreal Homme Wax and Clay.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Pants.
Bath or shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do you have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do you cuddle up to at night? Recently Louis, ‘cos he’s started sleepwalking and got into my bed when we were sharing a room in a hotel. I pushed him on the floor and he sat up, put his arms out and started humming the song from The Jungle Book. It’s only recently that he’s started doing that though.

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RnBStar13 said:
Turn on's? Farting! WHAT THE FUCK?! that's disgusting Niall!! :'(
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lol but funny!!! its only a joke anyways lol
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RnBStar13 said:
Oh, I thought he was serious LOL, was gonna say! :p
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ha ha!
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RnBStar13 said:
Farting is a big turn off for me!!! A MASSIVE ONE!
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yeah, same here! but if its NIALL HORAN, then its fine for me:)
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RnBStar13 said:
LOL! :'D
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:'D
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mak17 said:
i love niall horan
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chukir123 said:
I love Niall I really wanna meet him
posted 10 months ago.
 
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Ok in all honesty who cares if he farts?? Its his decision. And hes just a regular guy like u and me. So there shoodnt b any exceptions. Hes a human to.
posted 1 month ago.