Brooke: Before you say another word, you should both know that I just have just come from the city jail, where I was frisked by a large supposedly female cop who was very thorough in her cavity search. Now speak.
Nathan: Is everything okay? Doctor: Yeah. I just wanna run some tests.
Mia (to Haley): Speaking of slutty, congratulations on being pregnant.
Clay: I just realized that I haven't seen a single person on this beach all day...have you? Quinn: No. Clay: Do you know what that means? Skinny dipping.
Julian (to Brooke): Get ready for my greased lightning!