One dark night, Shaw was driving around, looking for a suitable trophy to have on his cabin wall. Shaw, using his headlights, would run over a buck and tie it to the hood. He didn’t care if the buck was dead or unconscious.
That night, Shaw did run over a scrawny mule with a big rack. He was thrilled. “This is a great trophy”, said Shaw, laughing menacingly. “Now, my buck, when we get home, it’ll be time for the fun part”, said Shaw.
When the illegal hunter got home, he slung the buck on the table. He got a set of scissors and started to cut one of the...
" mmmm," said elliot
" mmmm" said boog
" mmmm" said mc squizzy
" yuck" said buddy
" yuck" said mr.weeny
" IT's LIKE HORRIBLE AND WONDERFUL AT THE SaME TIME!!! ITS LIKE FREEDOM IN A CUP!!!!" said everyone.
" see? i told you it was good" said elliot
" MR.WEENY!!!!!" said the crazy old lady who hated decafe
" hay elliot, i have to go." said boog
" then GO" said elliot
" no i really have to go, uh... where is the uh toilet?" asked boog