1) Pam: "Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood or some other feminist drivel?"
2) Pam: "There's vampire in your cleavage." Sookie: "Oh, eww!"
Pam: "Here let me get that for you."
3) Pam: "I'll give you 24 hours to deliver that witch to me and if you don't, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you."
4) Pam: "I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to, and also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago."
5) Bill: "Tell me, do you enjoy living halfway up his backside the way you do?"
Pam: "Yes, it's nice, you should try it sometime."
6) Pam: "This is bulls**t. Listen, bitch, I don't have time for this. Fix my maker."