Yep. Just sitting on the couch. Watching tv with my girlfriend Artemis (oh yeah, its me Torren narrating). GOSH Im bored. Wanna make out? I ask Artemis. In case you havent noticed, I have a very small attention span, and have to much time on my hands. Sure, she answers. So, there we are, kissing on the couch with the tv on, and I notice something. Hey, I say, coming up for air. Tydus isnt complaining about us making out on his couch. In fact, I dont think hes even here. Oh no. Torren, you idiot, you left your brother in Alaska. Cmon, Artemis, we gotta go back to Alaska. She pushes herself up and follows me out the door to the ship.
In about an hour, we get to the battlefeild. And I see Tydus. Being hugged by a bear. Hey Tydus! I say in a loud whisper. Pretty sexy girlfriend ya got there! Artemis giggles. YEW ZACHARIAH! YEW ZEPLAIN! YEW DESTOGA! AK HATRISE YEW! HOP MAH! yells Tydus from the feild. Whoa dude. Watch your language. Theres a girl here. He really didnt say anything bad, but its fun to tease him. Especially when he threatens my life (I know, Im sick). Artemis shoots the bear in the head, and Tydus picks the carcass up. I know what were eating tonight, says Tydus as he climbs the hill. The bear? I ask. I shoulda seen this coming. Noss. Oh,no, Tydus only speaks Nimean when hes mad. YEW! We spend the afternoon chasing eachother with knifes.
In about an hour, we get to the battlefeild. And I see Tydus. Being hugged by a bear. Hey Tydus! I say in a loud whisper. Pretty sexy girlfriend ya got there! Artemis giggles. YEW ZACHARIAH! YEW ZEPLAIN! YEW DESTOGA! AK HATRISE YEW! HOP MAH! yells Tydus from the feild. Whoa dude. Watch your language. Theres a girl here. He really didnt say anything bad, but its fun to tease him. Especially when he threatens my life (I know, Im sick). Artemis shoots the bear in the head, and Tydus picks the carcass up. I know what were eating tonight, says Tydus as he climbs the hill. The bear? I ask. I shoulda seen this coming. Noss. Oh,no, Tydus only speaks Nimean when hes mad. YEW! We spend the afternoon chasing eachother with knifes.
Yep. Just sitting on the couch. Watching tv with my girlfriend Artemis (oh yeah, its me Torren narrating). GOSH Im bored. Wanna make out? I ask Artemis. In case you havent noticed, I have a very small attention span, and have to much time on my hands. Sure, she answers. So, there we are, kissing on the couch with the tv on, and I notice something. Hey, I say, coming up for air. Tydus isnt complaining about us making out on his couch. In fact, I dont think hes even here. Oh no. Torren, you idiot, you left your brother in Alaska. Cmon, Artemis, we gotta go back to Alaska. She pushes herself up and follows me out the door to the ship.
In about an hour, we get to the battlefeild. And I see Tydus. Being hugged by a bear. Hey Tydus! I say in a loud whisper. Pretty sexy girlfriend ya got there! Artemis giggles. YEW ZACHARIAH! YEW ZEPLAIN! YEW DESTOGA! AK HATRISE YEW! HOP MAH! yells Tydus from the feild. Whoa dude. Watch your language. Theres a girl here. He really didnt say anything bad, but its fun to tease him. Especially when he threatens my life (I know, Im sick). Artemis shoots the bear in the head, and Tydus picks the carcass up. I know what were eating tonight, says Tydus as he climbs the hill. The bear? I ask. I shoulda seen this coming. Noss. Oh,no, Tydus only speaks Nimean when hes mad. YEW! We spend the afternoon chasing eachother with knifes.
In about an hour, we get to the battlefeild. And I see Tydus. Being hugged by a bear. Hey Tydus! I say in a loud whisper. Pretty sexy girlfriend ya got there! Artemis giggles. YEW ZACHARIAH! YEW ZEPLAIN! YEW DESTOGA! AK HATRISE YEW! HOP MAH! yells Tydus from the feild. Whoa dude. Watch your language. Theres a girl here. He really didnt say anything bad, but its fun to tease him. Especially when he threatens my life (I know, Im sick). Artemis shoots the bear in the head, and Tydus picks the carcass up. I know what were eating tonight, says Tydus as he climbs the hill. The bear? I ask. I shoulda seen this coming. Noss. Oh,no, Tydus only speaks Nimean when hes mad. YEW! We spend the afternoon chasing eachother with knifes.