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posted by Bluepenguin
The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear or excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as you can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable.

Kowalski: This scientist went out to get supplies in a near laboratory, and found almost all the ingredients he was looking for...
Rico: *Bored sigh*
Kowalski: But he realized, that where the Perfluorooctanoic acid he was looking for... had spilt all over the floor and was contaminating the whole place!!!
Skipper/Rico: -_-
Private: ???
Skipper: Anyways, who wants to tell an actual scary story.

Kowalski makes an angered/frustrated expression before he plops down on a pillow.

Rico: Blafle heergh!
Skipper: Ok, your turn Rico.
Eager to tell his story, Rico runs up to the flashlight and leaves the popcorn behind.
Rico: Blahrhg... bleuhehure... blarghblaheyrgh... RLARGHBRAWGER!
Skipper/Kowalski/Private: O_O
Skipper: Oooook.... next.
Private: Ooh Skippah! I have a good one! :D
Skipper: Go ahead.

Private also goes up to the flashlight like the previous story tellers.

Private: A maaaaagical Lunacorn by the name of Mr. Sparklefluff is flying over Raincloud City one day, and he finds a sad, sad little squirrel. Mr. Sparklefluff goes over to the sad squirrel and says, "What's wrong little critter?", and the little squirrel says, "I dropped my snowcone!". So Mr. Sparklefluff uses his amazing helping powers and gives the little squirrel a snowcone, and a hug! The end! :D
Skipper: ....Really?
Kowalski: I never knew a horror story could hold that much cute capacity.
Private: I'm going to get a peanut butter winky... :(
Private gives the flashlight to Skipper and saunters to the hidden cabinet.
Skipper: My story will top all of your dim, teeny-tiny baby stories! Watch and learn, men!

Kowalski and Rico don't respond, because when it comes to Skipper, it's NEVER a good idea to back sass.

Skipper: It was a dark, spooky... uh... *looks at calendar* Wednesday night, and everything was quiet around the zoo.
Private returns with a peanut butter winky and whispers to Kowalski.
Private: Psst! Kowalski! You want some of my winky?
Skipper: QUIET!
Private: Ahh! Sorry Skippah!
Skipper: Everything was quiet, until there was a strange knocking on the dolphin habitat... *smirks at Kowalski*...

Kowalski, who was fiddling with his abacus, looks up, actually seeming interested in one of Skipper's bizarre horror stories.

Skipper: And then, after the knocking had finished... Doris... was... GONE!!!
Kowalski: *Puts flippers over eyes* No!
Skipper: *Turns to Private* And the only trace left... was the head of a Lunacorn!!!
Private: Eek! *Hides under blanket*
Skipper: But it gets worse! *Goes over to Rico* All the ammo in the zoo... DISSAPEARS!
Rico: Ahhh!!!
Skipper: And lastly, all those things, including the ammo that was somewhere hidden, EXPLODED!!!!
Rico/Kowalski/Private: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs out of habitat*
Skipper: Now that's how you tell a horror story! *Wink*
This is basically showing all the body's that the penguins found while in heavenly host, and how they were killed and what zoo they went to, tell me what you think about it:D

Central zoo high

Kowalski:
Gender:male
Age:17
Grade:11th
Cause of death: stabbed multiple times, tongue removed

Maurice:
Gender:male
Age:17
Grade:11th
Cause if death: possessed by evil spirit and hung himself


Central zoo elementary

Mort:
Gender:male
Age:9
Grade:5th
Cause of death:crushed by supernatural force against wall, died instantly

Seaville high
Menfriedi:
Gender:male
Grade:11th
Age:17
Cause if death: stabbed multiple times all over...
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posted by Number1SkippFan
Hey this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

So this morning I did my daily staring at Skipper while he sleeps, then watched him drink his fish coffee, then watched him preform for the humans. Happy morning!

Kowalski's POV:
Why is Kat always acting like that around Skipper? Hmm, by my calculations...that means...woah!...how is Skipper going to react to that?
End of Kowalski's POV

The lemurs came over to our habitat once the humans left.
I knew this wouldn't end well

"I caught you girly penguin!" the tallest lemur said to me

"Caught me doing what?" I shot back

"You like the stupidy bossy penguin for...
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Note: PB gets all the credit for the awesome title! :P
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Kowalski hurried over to the window and peered out.
"What do you see?" I asked.
"Mostly people running. There's Marlene. She's down there."
I helped Private to his feet. "Maybe we should go down and--"
That's when the explosion struck. Sure, there had been those other two, but this one was big. Or it seemed big, seeing as the bomb had dropped straight through the open window.
The wall--the one with the window--exploded out into the street, along with the part...
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
I still miss them. All of them. I miss how Kowalski always thought of some long, winded explanation to things, Private's giggle and girly obsessions, Rico's love of dynamite. I miss how close I felt to them, how sometimes I could almost read their minds. I miss joking around with them, watching movies together, and Shirtless Ninjas.
Isn't it unfair how we never realize how much these things mean to us until they're gone?
I wish I had thought about it before--before what happened. I suppose now your saying: "what did happen? C'mon, Skipper, you can trust us. Tell the story!"
I will, if you really...
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
1. It's funny!
2. The characters have been worked on. I like stuff where the characters all have their own personality.
3. I would never have found Fanpop if not for PoM!
4. Mort is adorable!
5. So is Private!
6. The animation is awesome. I suck at animation. The best I can do is some weird blue monkey head with fur sticking out of its eyeballs.
7. None of the characters are annoying!
8. It's different. Most shows aren't like it.
9. If you're sad, or worried, you can just watch PoM and you'll feel better. It works every time.
10. It's even fun to watch with the sound turned down! (You should try it--it's...
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posted by legendary7
Every one stood in shock from what they had just seen. Celeste still seemed deep in thought. But the thing on her mind was wiped away, when Private wrapped his fin around her waist and pulled her toward him. She smiled, as her heart raced. His saphire eyes gleamed at her golden ones. It seemed hard to breathe.
"All right, let's get back to set up our shelter." Skipper said, clearing his throat at the awkward feeling for the rest of his boys.
"Right," Celeste answered obediently.
All the rest of the afternoon, Celeste acted peculiar. Something was upsetting her. Private was competely bewildered...
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Ok peacebaby7 here's umm well, chappie 4 XD

5:00 p.m., Petting Zoo
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"AH!" Skipper screamed and stomped and killed lots of bugs or you know what ever they were, but more kept coming to bite him.

Rico came 4 minutes later, and almost passed out by the sight of hundreds of....things. He puked up a flyswatter and started smashing bugs. But it was no use.

He finally gave up and watched in horror as his leader would (possibly) be eaten. He glanced to his right and saw a book--more like a journal--and picked it up.
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Conner Kenway vs. Skipper
Conner Kenway vs. Skipper
Conner Kenway
Fighting styles: Unkown
Weapons: Hidden blades, tomahawk, rev war pistol,
Description: A Native American who was initiated into the Assasin's brother hood.

Skipper
Fighting styles: Kung Fu, karate
Weapons: laser pen
Description: The leader of team penguin who always seems to get himself into suisidal missions.


Conner and Skipper enter the ring Skipper readies his laser pen, Conner draws out his pistol. Conner takes the first shot Skipper jumps out of the way and turns on his laser pen. As Conner is reloading his pistol Skipper turns around, jumps up, and cuts off Conner's head. Victory goes to Skipper.
It was about a week later and things had pretty much gone back to normal, though Tom’s parents were still unapproving of Kari and her beliefs. Tom and Kari spent more time at the pond outlying the village and by themselves. They enjoyed each other’s company, and they didn’t care what anybody had to say about it.

Tom and Kari, not wanting to be in the crowd of penguins, went back to the pond and were now swimming. Tom splashed water in Kari’s face, which resulted in Kari pushing his head underwater playfully. Tom resurfaced and pushed Kari away. “Stop it!” He cried laughing.

“You...
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Okay, this chapter was already done but it was full of grammar errors, so I post this one with a better grammar. Of course, it’s still full of mistakes but believe me, it’s better than the first one. ;D
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It was a beautiful sunny the Central Park Zoo the animals do everything as always... which doesn't mean it was normal. The lemurs were dancing of course to the loud music. The Four penguins were training outside their HQ. Suddenly in front of them jumped an otter.
"Hey guys, I have the great news!" the otter said.
"What kind of news, Marlene?" Skipper asked.
"I'll have..." Marlene paused for...
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Petting Zoo

There was a fight going on. The Blue Hen was thawed out faster than Steve Rogers and challenged Kowalski to a fight of brains and brawns. The whole zoo was able to watch while Alice was kept busy.
When the fight was going on, as much as Kowalski tried to prevent it, he was getting beaten in places that a penguin didn't want to get beaten. It was a horrifying sight, but the most horrified was Monique, she even tried to keep herself from crying.
When Monique called a time out, the Blue Hen turned around feeling pretty confident about a possible victory.
"Seems like she's still expecting...
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Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater by the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings or dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...
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In Florida, Rico and his wife divorced 9 minutes ago. It was yet a sad ending to him. Katie and Dynamite stayed on his father's side while his wife left the house. It was an incomplete family. But Rico thought this was the first time he saw an incomplete family.But much to his dismay, he's wrong.

In the middle of the night, Rico can't sleep. Something was bothering him. He was trying to remember something. Something about an incomplete family that happened 2 years ago. He was too sleepy to think about it. Maybe I'll ink bout it gain tomorrow. he thought. He went back to bed and slept.

The next...
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posted by BrightLight92
"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The penguin slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help by digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...
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posted by JHNguyen93
For those of you who know who he is (only one of the Executive Producers of The Penguins of Madagascar), you know how big this is. He has agreed to answer some fan questions from here and PenguinsHQ! This will take place on Monday, July 16. So that is the deadline to get your questions in!

But first, here are the ground rules.

1. Keep it clean. And respectful. Please. Remember, he's taking time to answer your many, many questions.
2. No personal requests. (ex. "Can I be a part of ..." questions)
3. No questions involving the new series Bob's working on. You know which one I'm talking about....
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User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for Morgan then?

User: No. Do you like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: You are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?

User: You are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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posted by peacebaby7
So, just laying in bed last night, not quite asleep, I was thinking about POM's cancellation. I say no. I love The Penguins of Madagascar & I don't want it to be cancelled. That got me thinking. So what if the damned production companies cancel the show on television? We all know that POM lives on here on fanpop, other sites, but more importantly, in ourselves.

This thought also brought on an idea. We all know that we have some very talented authors on fanpop. They have written their own stories & many other things. How about we put our love for POM & our talents together & keep...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first day at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides you and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me more about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, you can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...
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posted by JediPenguin16
I thought I'd give it a go at a "Human" Penguins fan-fiction. This is a trial run.
Let me know what you think.

In the heart of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. The Apartment Menagerie is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny sky-scrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked, and the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab tree sits atop the twenty-third floor.

But it also had an indoor swimming pool in need of a lifegaurd, which was what brought Marlene DeOdder to it's arched gate-way. She walked up to the...
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