posted by LifelessPenguin
Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no more candy in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.
It was a bright, sunny, and bright day in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal day for me and the other animals in the zoo.
Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few more hours later, King Julien, I mean Maurice (since Julien was too lazy to carry me to the Zoovenir Shop) carried me to the Zoovenir Shop. Mort just followed.
Skipper and the other penguins started the meeting. They said that there will be a zoo clean-up. "A zoo what-up," Julien asked.
"A zoo clean-up. All the zoos in New York will have a clean-up. Alice and the other zookeepers will clean-up our habitats. Actually, I inspected all the habitats in the zoo, including ours, and came up with a bar graph of the filthiest habitat in the zoo, and I guess the dirtiest and the stinkiest habitat is the... polar bear's," Kowalski explained.
"It is not my fault they throw stinky fishes at me when I was sleeping," the polar bear explained.
"Julien, why do you always bring Bob along during meetings here," Private asked. "Because I think he is the only friend I have, besides Maurice... and Mort... and of course, Lemmy! The king always have many friends," Julien replied.
The meeting was finished. Everyone slumbered in on their beds and had a good night sleep. I really had a bad feeling about tomorrow. Even worse than bad, I feel like it's going to be the worst day of my inanimate life.
Every animal in the zoo woke up early and packed their things for their temporary stay in the place that I still don't know. Last night, the penguins won't tell where they will move us to while they are cleaning up our habitat. Quite unfair if you ask me.
Zoo keepers transferred us into a new zoo. But we are only staying there for at least 12 hours. It looks like a normal zoo (but not like ours). I was glad it was not in the Hoboken Zoo. It is a nightmare there! If you are going to ask me if I have been there, please, don't ask what it was like staying there.
So, yeah, we stayed there. after a 12 whole hours, we finally went back to our own zoo. Oh wait, the lemurs forgot to bring me with them!
I told you it was going to be the worst day of my life. Actually, the worst day of my life was when I was hit by a bat and my trip to the Hoboken Zoo.
See you in the next chapter! Bob here. Want some candy?