I don't know if you can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired by peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!
Director: Okay, for the next scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, you have to kiss each others.
Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!
Director: You heard me. Now do it.
Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*
(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)
Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!
Director: Oh, CUT!
Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*
Director: Kowalski! Shut up! We have to re-do it, now!
Skipper and Marlene: *kiss for the second time*
Skipper and Marlene: WHAT'S WRONG NOW?!
DIrector: Sorry, the camera wasn't filming.
*A few minutes later*
Director: Ok, now it should work.
Skipper and Marlene: *kiss for the third time*
Director: Finally! Okay guys, you can stop now.
*Skipper and Marlene keep kissing*
Director: You can stop now!
Skipper and Marlene: *Pull away blushing fiercely*