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Knock Knock Jokes

Fan fiction by Bluepenguin posted over a year ago
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- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two more hours until they show the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one day can you please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm not amused" face and goes to the table where he has his maps and training plans that he has been working on. Kowalski opens the door of his lab, carrying his clipboard and scribbling down data from his latest experiment.
Private: Oh, hello Kowalski! Knock knock!
Kowalski: Private, you are not even near a wooden door, how can you knock without hitting a surface?
Private: Oh come on Kowalski! Have some fun for once!
Kowalski: (Sighs and speaks in a bored tone) Who's there?
Private: B-4!
Kowalski: B-4 who?
Private: Open this door B-4 I freeze out here! Ahahaha!
Private begins to roll on the floor laughing. As Rico enters through the hatch, he glances questioningly at Private, and goes back outside, nodding his head and mumbling "Tisk, tisk tisk" followed by some brief grunts.
Skipper: I think that's enough jokes for today. Go watch your treasured moonhorn show.
Private: Oh thank you Skipper! I guess being annoying does get you everything!
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Heh, heh. XD
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urumica said:
awesome I'M ROTFL!! :D
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Lol, Being annoying...

>:D
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@BluePenguin LOL! I LOVE IT!
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"...I guess being annoying does get you everything!"
lol XD
So, true.
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Heh. True, true, true...
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thats true
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sparks_90 said:
I love it
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THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!! PRIVATE WAS BEING ANNOYING ON PURPOSE!!!! LOL!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD
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^ he got some lessons from Daneboe, the Annoying Orange
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^LOL!
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LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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