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added by Jhoman12

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Icicle1penguin I took and posted that pic already. XD Oh how I regret finding it...well, not really. XD

Jhoman12 Oh I'm Sorry Icicle I Didn't Know

Icicle1penguin Why did you apologize? You didn't do anything wrong! :D

Jhoman12 oh OK No Problem

iLikeKowalski Kowalski is thinking, "I wonder how she'll act with the brain of a wombat...."

Icicle1penguin ^LOL!

VampirezLuvluv hmmmmmmm

anna447 story: marlene and kawalski are takeing a bout ride meanwhile the bager sisters are ganna play meathmaker stacy:ready 3..2..1 there you see her siting there achose the way she don't got a lot to say but theres somthing about her and you don't know why but your dying to try you wanna kiss the girl yes you want her look at her you know you do paosable she wants you to there is one way to ask her.it don't take a word not a single word go on and kiss the girl...sha la la la la my oh my looks like the boys to shy an't ganna kiss the girl sha la la la la an't that sad an't a shame to bad he ganna miss the girl.......nows your moment floting in a blue lagon boy you better do it soon no time will be better.she don't say a word and she won't say a word untill your kiss the girl sha la la la la don't be scared you got the mood prepared go on and kiss the girl sha la la la la don't stop now don't try to hide it how you wanna kiss the girl sha la la la la flot along and lisen to the song the songs say kiss the girl sha la la la the muisce plays do what the muise says go on and kiss the girl(song fades as marlene and kawalski lock lip to beck in a kiss)stacy:yes missen:kiss the girl is complete.

Kowalski355 is it just me or do i wanna break the computer now..????

BenedettaandKo For what? For the photo or for the LOONG story of Anna's story

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 3

posted by legendary7

Skipper picked up four meduim sized fish. Once again he was interupted by panic. Kowalski's screams echoed through the whole manor.
S: "Kowalski?!"
Skipper darted up the stairs and to the main room where Kowalski was sitting in his chair with his head on the table. He also had his eyes closed.
S: "Kowalski what's wrong!?"
Kowaski woke up and stopped screaming but looked terrified.
K: "I had a dream th-that I chopped all of you into little pieces!"
Rico cautiously stepped forward helping the injured and speechless Private walk. There were cuts on him that looked as if he had been assaulted by some...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

They tired and hungry, especially the lemurs who weren't used to walking so long.
Ma: "I'm beat. Can we stop for the night."
K: "Negative,"
The whole team was yawning. It was apparent they all needed rest.

---Factory---
It was dead silent for awhile.
P: "Help! Please some one!"
N: "I don't think anyone can hear you from in here, Private."
Private noticed Skipper groaning.
P: "Skipper, are you sure you're okay?"
S: "I have a major headache,"
N: "Wait, Skipper, did you say you were tired and dizzy before?"
S: "Yes, but why does that matter?"
N: "Did you get hit on your head?"
S: "Yeah, matter of fact I lost...

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Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?

posted by karenkook

Chapter 3
Meanwhile, back at the lemur habitat
Julien kept tossing and turning as he slept. He was having a nightmare, but it started out as a great dream. Julien was laughing as he ran through a familiar part of Madagascar. He was having fun exploring and partying with his subjects. All of his subjects cheered as he danced to the beat. He encouraged everyone else to dance with him. Julien watched as the other lemurs started to dance as well, except for one young male ruffed lemur who sat under the darkness of a tree. His body was white. He has patches of black on his tail, paws, hips, face,...

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Kowalski and Blowhole duet

posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do you mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. You don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole:...

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Mad Scientist (part 1)

posted by chaos-ice

“Ah huh, Bingo!” Kowalski said proudly.

“What is it Kowalski?” Skipper asked as he moves near Kowalski.

“I have completed my energy converter and it’s now ready for action” Kowalski said.

“So what does it do? I hope this gotta be good” Skipper crossed his flippers

“It will convert negative energy to positive energy and vice versa” Kowalski replied.

“Okay, now explain it in English, less brainiac” Skipper said sarcastically.

“This thing can convert evil things to goodness” Kowalski explained.

“And?” Skipper asked thinking that this device might also have a negative...

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A Week in Death Chapter 3: Is this true?

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper couldn't really describe it, the car crashing into him, he didn't feel much, all he could describe the feeling as being: "Like a cork popping out of a wine bottle". He looked around and all he saw were cars zooming across the road, then realized his team was gone, he walked around endlessly. "Well it seems we got separated by that bump," said Skipper. "Gotta get back to the HQ, they're probably worried to death about me," said Skipper. Skipper then looked around and saw a map on the ground, he picked it up and looked at the street he was at. "Ah, just 2 miles away, not very far at all,"...

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Highschool!- Part 9

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski unlocked the doors and Lilly jumped into the front seat. "Hey. Ready to go?" Lilly asked, waving goodbye to her mother. Kowalski nodded his head and drove off to their destination.
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DATE LOCATION!!!!!!
"Kowalski. When can I take this blindfold off?" Lilly asked, touching the blue cloth on her eyes. "Now." Kowalski replied. Parking the car. Lilly removed the blindfold from her eyes and saw a large gray building with a big blue model earth on top. "Is this the.." "Yeah! The science center!" Kowalski exclaimed, bouncing with excitment....

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PoM Comic Books Better Than Episodes?

posted by Bluepenguin

I'm reading some of the synopsises of the PoM comic books on Madagascar Wikia, and some are better than the real episodes!

Issue 1: Synopsis - "Join the Penguins of Madagascar on an all-new mission! When the Penguins discover that the zoo's new platypus Mia has been separated from her eggs, they put their military minds together to hatch a plan for a Great Escape - back to her native Australia! Goodbye New York, Hello adventure!"

Issue 2: Synopsis - "Stranded in Brazil, Skipper enlists the help of some unusual locales, including a snake named Jose who is anything but, in order to reunite his...

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The 12 Days of Christmas(Penguins of Madagascar Version)

posted by iLikeKowalski

I wrote this a couple months ago and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 BAZOOKA BLASTERS...

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The Penguins meet Meep (Part 1/3)

posted by Katie_Kat200

You know that Phineas and Ferb episode where they find that alien that only says "Meep!" (HEY I CAN BE A FAN OF OTHER SHOWS!) Well, I think our boys should meet Meep now. Don't ask, I just came up with this at the top of my head.

Authors Note: This is like a transcript, so you can act it out with your friends

Scene 1: Penguin Habitat, on top of the floe
Kowalski: Alright, Rico, ready to test my new invention?
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright! (holds up a complicated looking machine) ready?
Rico: Yeah! (puts on baseball glove)
Kowalski: Playball! (he hold up the machine and shoots a baseball up in the...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see you fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island
    *Sniff, sniff*
    (Sea salt, rollercoaster grease and all-beef franks?)
    Kowalski quickly stood up, still half-asleep, and looked around. He moved a step closer to shore to get a better view and tripped over something small. He picked it up, "A crushed soda can?"
    Kowalski realized he had washed up onto Coney Island based on the colorful machines and the carousel, and with this he also remembered yesterday's drama. Skipper's betrayal,...

Marlene's Choice Parts 1 and 2

posted by CoolNala

Part 1 - The Lost Otter
Setting: A castle near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King Otter continues to search for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years ago one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

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I am no longer a POM fan.

posted by ThatDarnHippo

Yup. I have officially lost interest of POM. I can't really explain it - I've outgrown it.

My favorite shows have always been adult FBI action shows. Such as Fringe, Bones, and Criminal Minds. If you like POM and other child friendly shows, then I suggest you don't check these out.

I also love comedy. But adult comedy. I've liked it since the 5th grade when I barely understood most of the jokes (I didn't get most of the jokes until the 6th grade). Its always appealed to me and I've outgrown cartoons at around the age of 11. I would probably still love them if they replaced the junk we see on...

(500) Days of Summer - Prologue

posted by ThatDarnHippo

TDH: this is a remake to the movie with the same title. The character's personalities may be somewhat altered to fit the characters from the movie. Please read and review. Rated T for sexuality and some language.

Narrator: This is a story of Boy meets Girl.

The boy, Kowalski, grew up thinking he'd never truly be happy until the day he met The One. This belief stands from early exposure to Skipper's hard training and being cooped up in his lab making recipes for disaster.

The girl, Summer, did not share this belief. Since the separation from her family, she only loved two things. The first was her long feathery hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off, and feel nothing.

Kowalski meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately, she is who he's been searching for.

This is a story of Boy meets Girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story.

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The Feather of the Crystal Falcon (part1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

This is one looong chapter. XD
And it has me in it! :3
Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD

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Chapter 1: For starters

Monday. 10:03 a.m.

It was a warm breezy day in the month of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.

Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 minutes straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...

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Carol of the Christmas Night

posted by Rini_Kowalski

My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was Christmas eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years ago when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, you must understand, this penguin HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...

Diary of Marlene

posted by beastialmoon

Skipper sighed. Another mission, another day. This time, Marlene needed help getting popcorn. He sipped his coffee. If only she knew, knew how much he cared. But it could never be. She didn’t feel the same way. At least, as far as he could tell.
Speak of the devil. Marlene burst in the door.
“Guys! Guys!” she shouted, running around with her arms flailing about.
“Guys, my diary – it’s gone!” Private gasped in horror. “Maybe you misplaced it somewhere.”
“Don’t worry Marlene; we’ll help you find it.” Skipper smiled. He glanced at his boys. Already they were set off into...

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There is a Reason: Chapter 4

posted by krazy4kowalski

The Final Battle

Ok, so this is pretty much the climax of the story. I realize that the chapters have been getting shorter and shorter, but this is the longest one since the first. Anyway, this chapter gets a little violent so if you don’t like your favorite characters getting hurt, send me a message, and I’ll tell you what happened. By the way, I think one of the Narnia books has the same title as this chapter so if you happen to be the author….. PLEASE DON’T SUE! All right, back to the story.

Skipper surfaced, greedily gulping air. The stink made him retch, but he was too worried...

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There is a Reason: Chapter Two

posted by krazy4kowalski

A Journey and a Job

Okay, well, here’s the second chapter! Sorry about that ridiculously long intro on the previous chapter. This one is shorter. In fact it should be over right about… NOW!

“Skippa?” Private said through his beak, “Just how long do we have to stay like this?”
The team was seated in a large pile of beanie babies at the LaGuardia souvenir stand.
“Just until our plane comes in, young Private,” the leader answered.
“Well, who’s idea was it to show up three hours early?” Johnson complained, “I can’t feel my…uh, never mind,” he said, seeing Private staring...