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This is one looong chapter. XD
And it has me in it! :3
Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD

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Chapter 1: For starters

Monday. 10:03 a.m.

It was a warm breezy day in the month of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.

Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 minutes straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...

My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was Christmas eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years ago when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, you must understand, this penguin HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...

Skipper sighed. Another mission, another day. This time, Marlene needed help getting popcorn. He sipped his coffee. If only she knew, knew how much he cared. But it could never be. She didn’t feel the same way. At least, as far as he could tell.
Speak of the devil. Marlene burst in the door.
“Guys! Guys!” she shouted, running around with her arms flailing about.
“Guys, my diary – it’s gone!” Private gasped in horror. “Maybe you misplaced it somewhere.”
“Don’t worry Marlene; we’ll help you find it.” Skipper smiled. He glanced at his boys. Already they were set off into...

The Final Battle


Ok, so this is pretty much the climax of the story. I realize that the chapters have been getting shorter and shorter, but this is the longest one since the first. Anyway, this chapter gets a little violent so if you don’t like your favorite characters getting hurt, send me a message, and I’ll tell you what happened. By the way, I think one of the Narnia books has the same title as this chapter so if you happen to be the author….. PLEASE DON’T SUE! All right, back to the story.

Skipper surfaced, greedily gulping air. The stink made him retch, but he was too worried...

A Journey and a Job

Okay, well, here’s the second chapter! Sorry about that ridiculously long intro on the previous chapter. This one is shorter. In fact it should be over right about… NOW!

“Skippa?” Private said through his beak, “Just how long do we have to stay like this?”
The team was seated in a large pile of beanie babies at the LaGuardia souvenir stand.
“Just until our plane comes in, young Private,” the leader answered.
“Well, who’s idea was it to show up three hours early?” Johnson complained, “I can’t feel my…uh, never mind,” he said, seeing Private staring...

Not alot of people know what happend in Denmark with Skipper. So, heres my idea.

Skipper jumped off the plane silently as it headed over Denmark. He was on a mission for the penguin strike force. They located Blowhole in Denmark and they sent their best spy to go and spy on him.


Skipper landed and headed to a secret HQ to get more information. Unlike the US, they had puffins. There organazation was called The Danes.

Skipper entered the Danes HQ and went to the comando,Hans. Hans told skipper where Blowhole was and he headed for it. Halfway there,he saw a strange man in colorful clothing and long...

VOTE FOR ME!

1.) I love Kowalski waaaaaaaaaaaaay more!
2.) Kowalski isn't gay!
3.) I want to be with him more!
4.) Our relationship would be waaay more sweet than Kico!
5.) I loved him WAAAAAY longer than before kico was thought of!
6.) Rico is violent. I love science. Who has more in common with Kowalski? Me!
7.) I make all 100's in science, love it, and I love candy!
8.) I'm making a list about how much I love him!
9.) I'll cry if you don't!
10.)Rico has a doll girlfriend! He can't be with kowalski!
11.) If you vote Kico, you will be hated by me AND homophobes!
12.) I has anger issues. If u don't, I...

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured by Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
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"Rico, dynamite!"

Skippers urgent, demanding voice rang through the sewer. Rico hacked up the glowing red stick and threw it into one of the pipes. KABOOM! A blast of water shot out of the pipe, along with twenty or so of the Rat King's servants.

"So rodents, how is your plan going to block the...

By the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his friends die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

Love Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, you see that otter over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that otter is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what you were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a penguin could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir shop and end back here at the base. Do you agree?"
    Private and Rico...

    The realization of reality was like a punch to the face…For the second time today.

    Had I been injected with the same thing he'd injected into the other animals or was it strictly to knock me out? What was being injecting into the other animals? What the hell was going on here?!

    "Skipper?!"

    I snapped back into attention and realized that I'd been staring at the needle with my beak hanging open.

    "Skipper, you really need to stop doing tha—!"

    "I was injected...

(Inspired by the episode: Love Takes Flightless. Definition of putting a sock on an outside door handle: doing this means 'do not disturb' because sexual matters are active inside the room.)

Skipper paced to and fro inside the HQ, gazing intensely at the concrete plain gray flooring. Now that he thought about it, the color pallet of their home was rather dark, boring, and cold. Although that didn't matter at the moment, his Demolition Specialist Sergeant Quartermaster was currently out of commission, due to some, misfortunes...

It had been over a week ago Rico had lost his dazzling doll, the...

Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 1: "Operation: No More Foolish Risks"

It was a typical morning at the Central Park Zoo. The birds in the air were singing; their flightless cousins below were smiling and waving. Julien was kicking Mort off his feet; Alice had her feet on her desk. Mason and Phil were playing chess. Leonard was asleep. Marlene was out of her habitat and running toward the Zoovenir shop.

"Well, that's unusual," Private said as he saw Marlene duck behind a garbage can. She was about three-quarters of the way between her habitat and the Zoovenir shop entrance.

"I...

“The Other Man That Doesn’t Exist Yet”
December 11, 2014

Skipper stood outside Marlene’s habitat. Earlier that day, the team had snuck into Alice’s office to order some sweet elusive Polish sauerkraut, and Alice had left the sign-up list for the Breeding Program on her computer. Marlene’s name was on it. From the moment he saw it, his heart fluttered. He wasn’t quite sure why. It was just the thought of Marlene feeling as if she needed someone. Why that would bother him was another mystery. He took a deep breath and entered.

“Hey, Skipper! What’s up?” Marlene said as he approached...