Percy: HADEEEEES!!! WHAT THE HERMES DID YOU STEAL MY OPHIOTAURUS BESSIE FOR!!!???
Hermes:I just got two messages from Zues, there's bad and good news. O.K so the good news is that Hades didn't get his name used as a curse-
Hades: Wait, what?
Hermes: Uuuuugh... Nevermind. Well anyway, the bad news is that Annabeth has gone missing, and we think that Enceladus os holding her captive.
Leo: You mean that big ugly guy, enchiladas
Hermes: No, E-N-C-E-L-A-D-U-S.
Percy: Don't be so mean Hermes!
Hades: Yeah, that's my job!
Leo: Wait, what?!
Zues: RAAAGGHHH!!! Poseidon stole my pet poodle Fluffy!!
Poseidon: Did not!
Zues: Then why is he sitting on your throne, eating a seaweed dog bisciut!!??
Zues: You know why...
Aphrodite:I wish Piper were here, *sob* she lightens up every party-
All (except Leo): THIS ISN'T A PARTY!!!
Leo: well, I could make it one-
Aphrodite: A farewell party for Annabeth!!!
All( except Leo): NO!!
Aphrodite: *walks into corner and sobs*
Leo: Hey Aphro, I could fly Festus the happy dragon into Frisco, and Pipes could catch a ride with mwa?
*EVERYONE LOGS OFF*
Aphrodite: Forever alone, *sob*