Picks You have just "accidentally" shot your neighbor. What is the best excuse to give to the police?

Pick one:
"I was just showing him how to turn the safety off."
"I thought he was an intruder."
"My hamster told me to do it."
"I just found him like this."
"Have you heard about those kittens who go around shooting random people?"
 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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