"Where going to Pitch slap you so hard, your man boobs are going to concave." -Fat Amy

"A toner, a musical boner." -Aubrey.

"I can see your toner through those jeans!" -Aubrey
"That's my dick!" -Beca

"This is all very hard for me to admit to you guys." -Cynthia Rose
"We all know we're this is going." -fat Amy whispering to Aubrey
"Lesbe honest here." -Fat Amy
"For the past couple of years I've had a serious... Gambling problem." -Cynthia Rose.
"What?" -Fat Amy
"It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend" -Cynthia Rose
"Op! There it is!" -Fat Amy.

"Hey Fat Amy! Ambush!" -Bumper
*hits fat Amy with a burrito*
"I've been shot... I've just been shot!!!!" -Fat Amy
"Fat Amy!" Cynthia Rose

"I ate my twin in the womb." -Lily

"Okay! I'm calling it!" -Aubrey
"Thank god. I had to go pee three hours ago." -Lily

"I'll admit something... I have a lot of sex." -Stacey
"We know that." -Fat Amy
"Because I just told you." -Stacey

"I'm an Aca boy, your an Aca girl. And we're going to have Aca children." -Jesse to Beca

"What's your name?" -Aubrey
"Fat Amy." -Fat Amy
"You call yourself Fat Amy?" -Aubrey
"Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back." -Fat Amy


❤❤❤ I Luv Pitch Perfect! Have anymore funny quotes? Put them in the comments and I'll add them, these were just the ones I could remember ❤❤❤