I can't take it. I thought the Pokemon Story was the only bad Pokemon fanfic. The Pokemon Story was so fucking bad that I avoided anything Pokemon related for a whole month. Weather it was the games, the shows, the trading cards, or the shit-load of collectables I have, I avoided it because the Pokemon Story was a goddamn fucking mess, and it still is, and it always will be to no end. The Pokemon Story is still the worst Pokemon fanfic as well as the worst fanfiction ever written, but that doesn't mean its the only terrible Pokemon Fanfic. No. No. Fuck no. That would have just made my job too...
this will be Tepig's story revived. and i will be starting farther back then i did before.
Tepig: i wish i had fire proof tissues since my snot is made of of magma. got to find something to use on my nose. he pulls a leaf from a tree and burns it by sneezing into it. Tepig: i'll burn down these trees if i'm not careful. he finds a puddle. Tepig: ah. he dips his nose in and blows his nose. the puddle dries up from his magma. Tepig: i wish these alergies would go away ahchoo.