I can't take it. I thought the Pokemon Story was the only bad Pokemon fanfic. The Pokemon Story was so fucking bad that I avoided anything Pokemon related for a whole month. Weather it was the games, the shows, the trading cards, or the shit-load of collectables I have, I avoided it because the Pokemon Story was a goddamn fucking mess, and it still is, and it always will be to no end. The Pokemon Story is still the worst Pokemon fanfic as well as the worst fanfiction ever written, but that doesn't mean its the only terrible Pokemon Fanfic. No. No. Fuck no. That would have just made my job too easy and bearable. And so, the next and hopefully last (Though I doubt that) awful Pokemon fanfic... Adopting a Cute Bear Cub.
Now, what's worse then Bestiality? What's worse the Pedophilia? How about we take both of them and mix them the fuck together like Fucking Play-Doh. That's what you get in Adopting a Cute Bear Cub. It starts with May going to a Pokemon Orphanage to get a Pokemon. So, she asks for the youngest one, which is an eight-year-old Teddiursa named Buster. Also, Buster can speak english. I'm sorry, Buster, but are you Meowth? Are you Mewtwo? Last time I checked, Pokemon don't speak english. They just say their names over and over. Hell, you don't even need to be a Pokemonian... Is that what the fans are called? Fuck it, you don't need to be a Pokemon fan to know that Pokemon only say their names. It's become fucking common sense! So, we got a stupid author too. Great.
So, May and Buster go to May's house and, for no fucking reason, and without any warning, May takes off her shirt and reveals her breasts to Buster, who, let me remind you, is eight years old. Upon seeing these, he has an erection. And, since all girls are whores in fanfics (Which is fucking bullshit, in my opinion) She starts to suck on it. Again, let me remind you, BUSTER IS EIGHT YEARS FUCKING OLD FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! ALSO, HE IS A GODDAMN POKEMON!!! THAT'S CHILD MOLESTATION AND BESTIALITY!!! ITS FUCKING WRONG IN EVERY FUCKING WAY!!!
Also, as Buster is on the brink of climaxing, he says he's going to pee. Get it? It's funny because he's having sex with his adopted mother and doesn't understand how ejaculation works. Good one, author.......... that was sarcasm, its fucking dumb, boring, and fucking disgusting and the author should be ashamed of himself for writing this.
So, after that... moment, Buster then begins to have vaginal sex with May......... Oh dear god, I'm having horrible flashbacks of the Pokemon Story. Please tell me none of them has a pocketknife. Please let them be unarmed. PLEASE!!!
So, after more pedophiliac bestiality (and now, we can add incest to that list) sex, they just fall asleep. Buster says he loves May, May says she loves Buster, and I say I love to have some alcohol to forget this, but sadly, I'm underaged and have to suffer with this fanfic for the rest of my life, so fuck you Adopting a Cute Bear Cub. Fuck you with a barb wired covered machete while rabid wolves rip your fucking throat out... Also, incase it wasn't clear Adopting a Cute Bear Cub, I really, really fucking hate you. Still, Adopting a Cute Bear Cub isn't worse then The Pokemon Story, but let me tell you, its a close fucking second. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take