Living Like Cherie

Scene: Villa Ollivander
Cherie: Mmmmmm! Ah! Wonderful! You can go now. Now, let's see, what do I have planned for today? Ha! Lovely! It's a shopping day!

Scene: Lockette's House
Alarm clock is ringing*
Lockette: What time is it?! I'm late! I've got to get to work and I've got to pick up Chatta!

Scene: Villa Ollivander
Lockette: I knew I should have woken up earlier! I'm going to be late!
Chatta: You could be up before dawn and you'd still be late getting to the Pixie Plaza!
Lockette: Look at that, Chatta! I'd love to be able to buy a bag like that!
Chatta: Wow! You could always borrow some money from Cherie. She probably has a thousand bags like that!
Lockette: No, I couldn't do that! Good friends are more important to me than material things!

Scene: Golden Wardrobe
Cherie: Here, Lulu! I'll also take that, and that, one of those, those pants, that skirt, oh, that T-shirt and those shoes! All of it! Hey, I wanted that too!
Plisse: It's the last one I had and I'm afraid she did see it first!
Female Pixie: I saw it first!
Old Lady Gnome: It's not fair! Cherie always takes everything! There's nothing left for us!
Cherie: See you tomorrow, Plisse!

Scene: Pixie Plaza
Lockette: Reception! How can I help you? I'll send the Bellhop up right away!
Lockette: I'll call a taxi for you.
Lockette: Yes, Ma'am, I've already ordered room service for you!
Phone rings*
Lockette: Hi, Lulu! Oh, no! I forgot the invitation was for today! I'll be there as soon as possible! Guzman! I'm late for a get-together! Can you take care of this?

Scene: Villa Ollivander
Crowd: We want our tickets! It's not fair!
Chatta: Why are they so angry?
Lulu: Well, in order for us to be more comfortable, Cherie made me buy all the tickets!
Cherie: Come on in, everyone! We've got the whole cinema to ourselves!
Amore: What about the people outside who want to see the movie?
Piff cries*
Lockette: Shame on you, Cherie! Just because you're rich doesn't mean you can buy everything!
Lockette: Here, Piff, take my ticket, I'll go another time.
Everyone: Ninfea!
Ninfea: Lockette is right, Cherie! I've been watching you for a while and you still don't understand the real value of money!
Cherie: I'm sorry! Listen, I promise I'll be more careful with it, okay?
Ninfea: I'm sure you will. In fact, I've decided that for one day you'll take Lockette's place at the Pixie Plaza, and Lockette will spend your money on whatever she prefers!
Cherie: Hunh? I've always wanted to stay at the Pixie Plaza!
Everyone: Oh, wow!
Lockette: Ah! Here I am, Sir! I'm ready to work! Oh, yeah! That's right! I don't have to work today!
Lulu: Good morning, Madame Lockette! I'm at your disposal. Just tell me what do you need and I'll get it done!
Lockette: Um, a glass of water?
Lulu: Hmm?
Lockette: A big glass...
Lulu: At what temperature? Would you like lemon or mint flavored water? Perhaps I should just make it the way Madame Cherie likes it, with pearl dust! Lalalaaaalllaaa! There you go, Madame!
Lockette: Ooooh! I'm sorry! It stings!
Lulu: Don't worry, why don't I get breakfast ready?
Lockette: Oh, goody! A nice caffe latte! and croissants, lots of croissants! Bread, butter, jam, squash, muffins! I can't, I'll never be able to eat it all!
Lulu: It doesn't matter! Cherie just eats a strawberry and throws the rest in the trash!
Lockette: Oh, no! I hate wasting stuff!

Scene: Lockette's House
Alarm clock is ringing again*
Cherie: Ahhhhhhhh! Oh, no!

Scene: Villa Ollivander
Lulu: Madame Cherie usually watches the Magic Interactive Shopping Network at this time of day!
Lockette: Hmmm. Hmm?
Lulu: Just press the select button when you want something!
Lockette: I could actually use one of these things! And it's a deal at half off! Oh! For my savings! I need that! Everyone needs a globe!

Scene: Pixie Plaza
Cherie: Everything's fine, Chatta! This "job" thing, or whatever it is, really isn't hard at all!
Mr. Mole: Hey, my Polar suite's been taken over by penguins!
Lady Gnome: Excuse me, but we can't remember if our room number is seventy six, or one seventy or. Hmm? Hello?
Cherie: I need a coconut fruit drink! Stat!
Guzman: Which room should I take it to?
Rollo: Cherie! You are not here for a holiday! Don't you hear the phone? My Telephone!
Lady Gnome: Ugh! You ruined my new blouse!
Cherie: It's time you bought a new one anyway! That's one's sooo last year!
Rollo: Go and clean upstairs! Now!
Gnomes they slip out of the water and fall down the stairs.*
Scene: Villa Ollivander
Fixit: We're here to see Lockette. Uh, Lockette, are you sure you need all this stuff?
Lockette: Look what I got you!
Fixit: That's so sweet of you! Thanks!
Amore: Listen, Lockette, you can't spend the whole day in front of the T.V. Hnn? Mmmm!
Chatta: Hnn? You better not think you can buy our approval with a few presMPH! Hmm?
Lockette: You're right, I can't stay here all day. If I want to live like Cherie, I should go shopping at the Golden Wardrobe!
Everyone: Hmm?

Scene: Golden Wardrobe
Lockette: And I'll take that and that and those and oh! I love that! A skirt, sweater, boots, sunglasses, belt, scarf!
Plisse: Don't take this wrong, Lockette, but can you afford all this?
Throws cards on Plisse*
Plisse: Apparently, you can!
Lockette: I need to look rich! Yes, that's much better!
Amore: Hey, Lockette, why don't we go to the Pixie Plaza and see how Cherie's doing?
Lockette: Great idea! Hahahahaha! For once, I'll be the one waited on hand and foot!

Scene: Pixie Plaza
Rollo: Cherie, hurry up! There's a customer to serve!
Female Customer: I'd like a pineapple cocktail with a bit of grapefruit, three drops of passion fruit juice, a spray of liquorice dust and four rose petals from the Impervious Swamp.
Rollo: Save on the ingredients! Don't break anything! Hurry up!
Cherie: Hmmm!
Female Customer: Hmm?
Rollo: There are other customer's too! Go around the swimming pool, come on, move! CHERIE!
Cherie: Don't worry, Mr. Rollo, I'll sort everything out!
Lady Gnome: Help! I can't swim!
Cherie: It's ok, I'm coming! Why did you go in if you can't swim?
Lady Gnome: Because I really like diving!
Since the lady can't swim, Cherie tapes her so she can't dive into the water again.*
Lady Gnome: HELP!
Lulu: Hello, Madame, Oops, Cherie!
Cherie: Lulu! It's nice to see you!
Rollo: You can hug your friends after work, right now you have to... Lockette! Nice to see you! I hear you have a lot money!
Lockette: I'm here to book an entire floor of the hotel!
Rollo: But the hotel is booked solid, I don't know if...
Mr. Mole: It's not fair! You can't throw me out like this!
Lockette: I want to throw a party in my honor, so I'd like to take over the entire restaurant here.
Guzman: Really? She wants all the food?
Rollo: All of it!
Gnome: Hunh? How rude? I wasn't finished that!
Chatta: I think the money's gone to her head! I don't even recognize her anymore!
Lockette: Yay! We can eat! Finally!
Guzman: There's still a couple of bushells of red currants, but it's impossible to bring them up here!
Lockette: I've got an idea! I've always dreamt of swimming in a pool of red fruit!
Gnome: We've been thrown out of our rooms, had our food taken away, and now we can't even use the swimming pool! How could you let this happen?
Lady Gnome: Did you see that?! It's that cat's fault! It's that cat's fault!
Amore: Oops! I forgot to refill my calming spray!
Chatta: Cherie! The hotel guests are furious and they're taking it out on Lulu!
Cherie: WHAT?! PopPixie Power! PopPixie of Weather! Don't take it out on Lulu! It's not her fault! Lockette just got a bit carried away.
Lockette: Cherie's right! It's all my fault!
Everyone: Yeah.
Ninfea: I'm proud of you, girls! Cherie is finally learned the value of money and work, and Lockette found out that it's easy to get carried away when money is no object! Now you can go back to your own life! Rollo! You behaved worse than anybody else today! I have decided to punish you for your greed! You and Guzman will switch roles for one day!
Rollo: But, but...
Everyone is laughing*