Portal - The Game

Excerpt:
After the idea of human testing was brought up, Aperture was never the same. There was much more stress and productivity. I loved it like never before.

Cave was always making these "pre-recorded messages" that he put in the spheres that were made for testing. One day, when I was very busy with something, he told me to "Say goodbye, Caroline" and I stupidly said "Goodbye, Caroline." I blushed as he grinned impishly at me.

Aperture became busier and richer, but something seemed amiss. I felt... different. But that comes along later in my history.

Excerpt:
I returned to my apartment one day with my hair singed and much shorter than it had originally been at the beginning of the day. But I didn't care, not when I had finally built a robot!

We had worked on it for a year, and it was finished today. It was put on three legs and was shaped like an oval. It was originally meant to shoot out cake, but someone had accidentally switched the cake with bullets.

I got to name it~ after all, it was my birthday~ and I called them turrets. We were working on duplicates, and stash them away until we needed them.

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"Bye! Good luck!" cried my friend Lisa as I pulled my car away. "Bye!" I called back to my roommate.

The day was finally here! I was going to an interview for Aperture Science! I felt my hands shake with excitement on the steering wheel. In just a month, I might have a job as a scientist!

I drove to the address the lady on Aperture's phone had told me. A white building stood there, with a sign saying "Aperture Laboratories" above a glass door.

My legs suddenly felt wobbly as I opened the car door and eagerly leapt forward to the building. [i]What...

Portal merchandise from Thinkgeek

Submitted by thetribute 10 months ago

Best fanfiction for Portal EVER. Read and be delighted (and many other emotions...)

Submitted by thetribute 10 months ago

Awesome Tissue box cover I found on Etsy =]

Submitted by jollyfishcake 11 months ago