1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is given to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.If they ask you any questions tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance.
10.If they kick you out stare at them through the window and make faces.
11.Bring your own food and them to heat it up for you.
12.Quietly ask them if it’s poisonous to eat the urinal cakes.
13.After you say each item say, “Can you hear me now? Good!”.
14.Play your mp3 player really loud and start yelling “I can’t hear you” whenever they say something.
15.Ask for help about how to use the toilet.
16.Ask them to give you a tour of the restaurant.
17.Tell them all your problems in life instead of ordering.
18.Ask for fresh ice in your drink.
19.Ask them a bunch of technical questions (ex. “What temperature do you cook your fries at?”).
20.Pick things up off the ground and ask if you can have “3 of these”
21.As if they give free refills. If they do ask for a refill on your nuggets.
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is given to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.If they ask you any questions tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance.
10.If they kick you out stare at them through the window and make faces.
11.Bring your own food and them to heat it up for you.
12.Quietly ask them if it’s poisonous to eat the urinal cakes.
13.After you say each item say, “Can you hear me now? Good!”.
14.Play your mp3 player really loud and start yelling “I can’t hear you” whenever they say something.
15.Ask for help about how to use the toilet.
16.Ask them to give you a tour of the restaurant.
17.Tell them all your problems in life instead of ordering.
18.Ask for fresh ice in your drink.
19.Ask them a bunch of technical questions (ex. “What temperature do you cook your fries at?”).
20.Pick things up off the ground and ask if you can have “3 of these”
21.As if they give free refills. If they do ask for a refill on your nuggets.
1.Prank call someone and say "you've won a contest, come to /random address/ to get a free cruise to Hawaii!" then hang up.
2.Make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.Make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have random people use them.
4.Get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party or something and shoot random people.
5.Give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.In school, if you have to write a report, switch someones report with crap you wrote and watch the results.
2.Make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.Make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have random people use them.
4.Get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party or something and shoot random people.
5.Give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.In school, if you have to write a report, switch someones report with crap you wrote and watch the results.