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"Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." The fans pick: Good. 70% 30%

"The biggest question: who is life and why is he giving out lemons?" The fans pick: Good. 82% 18%

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." The fans pick: Good. 85% 15%

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." The fans pick: Good. 72% 28%

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." The fans pick: Good. 66% 34%

What do you do when life gives you lemons? The fans pick: Just shut up & eat the damn lemons. 16% Make lemonade, find someone... 13%

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." The fans pick: Good. 78% 22%

"I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy." The fans pick: Bad. 73% 27%

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have." The fans pick: Good. 73% 27%

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark." The fans pick: Good. 83% 17%

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." The fans pick: Good. 92% 8%

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." The fans pick: Good. 85% 15%

Which is better The fans pick: Be careful what you ask for; you may get it 58% 42%

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" The fans pick: Good. 91% 9%

"When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded." The fans pick: Good. 88% 12%

"Good friends will help you move. BEST friends will help you move bodies." The fans pick: Good. 92% 8%

"I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception." The fans pick: Good. 88% 12%

"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them." The fans pick: Good. 58% 42%

Which is better The fans pick: Smiles are free 77% 23%

"Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!" The fans pick: Bad. 57% 43%

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." The fans pick: Good. 74% 26%

Which is better The fans pick: Better late than never 51% 49%

"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." The fans pick: Good. 68% 32%

"No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously." The fans pick: Good. 97% 3%

What should my quote/motto be under my profile name on fanpop be? The fans pick: Every song ends, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music? 67% 20%

"Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in." The fans pick: Good. 76% 24%

" The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it." The fans pick: Bad. 52% 48%

Best Quote EVER!!!By Adam Gontier "I find it hard to write about the nice flowers and trees and happy 'stuff'. It's a lot easier to write about what's 'peaving' you off" The fans pick: YES!!!! He's hot and he ROCKS!!!! 47% 45%

Which of these shall I use as my quote? The fans pick: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Live as if you were to die... 28% You must be the change you... 23%

"What we could really use is the separation of Bush and state." The fans pick: Good. 62% 38%

Where do you find your favorite quotes? The fans pick: All of The Above 81% 9%

God is Love. Love is Blind. Ray Charles is Blind. Ray Charles is God. --Anonymous street graffiti The fans pick: Thumbs up. Thumbs up. 67% Thumbs down. 33%

Which is better The fans pick: Chickens don't praise their own soup 56% 44%

"At one time, the line 'Let's get outta here' had been used in 84% of Hollywood movie productions." The fans pick: Good. 72% 28%

"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'" The fans pick: Good. 81% 19%

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits." The fans pick: Good. 56% 44%

Which is better The fans pick: Anyone who will gossip to you, will gossip about you 72% 28%

Favourite Quote Out of these. (Feel free to add) The fans pick: While we breath, we have hope 37% 31%

Which Quote Do U Lik Better?(Add If U Want) The fans pick: Wat Doesn't Kill U Only Makes U Stronger Wat Doesn&# 39; t Kill U Only Makes... 56% Don&# 39; t Let The Fear Of Stridin... 44%

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." --last words of General John Sedgwick before being shot by a Confederate sharpshooter. The fans pick: :) :) 75% :( 25%

Which is better ? The fans pick: Go to the edge of the cliff and jump off. Build your wings on the way down. 56% 44%

Which is better The fans pick: A man who never made a mistake, never made anything 70% 30%

Which one is better ? =) The fans pick: Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. 30% 28%

Which is better The fans pick: Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst 87% 13%

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein The fans pick: Good 100% 0%

Favorite Last Words The fans pick: "Either the wallpaper goes, or I do." - Oscar Wilde &# 34; Either the wallpaper goes, or... 30% &# 34; Go on, get out! Last words... 23%

Good friends hold the door open for you. Best friends say "Bitch, you have hands!" The fans pick: yes 81% 19%

Say your profile page Motto in comments The fans pick: Ok 86% 14%

"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet." The fans pick: Good Good 88% Bad 12%

"Any conflict within humanity should be considered a family conflict." -- the Dalai Lama The fans pick: :) :) 79% :( 21%

Which is better The fans pick: A little axe can cut down a big tree 64% 36%

"Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers." - Charles W. Eliot The fans pick: Good 95% 5%

"Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do." - Bertrand Russell The fans pick: Good. 81% 19%

"If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, 'Did you mean Chuck Norris?' It simply replies, 'Run while you still have the chance.'" The fans pick: Good. 79% 21%

"In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said 'Get a job'. That is the story of the universe." The fans pick: Good. 52% 48%

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck..." The fans pick: Bad. 69% 31%

Did you Know that 'I told you so' has a brother?His name is 'shut the hell up.' The fans pick: Cool. I could use that... Cool. I could use that... 90% Nah... 10%

Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart- Anne Frank The fans pick: Amazing! Amazing! 76% Not too good 24%

which one from spiderman is better? The fans pick: no matter what battle is going on inside of you, you always have a choice no matter what battle is going... 56% with great power comes great... 44%

"What can you ever do with reality but chase it around?" -- Margaret Atwood The fans pick: :) :) 85% :( 15%

Which is better The fans pick: A day is lost if one has not laughed 61% 39%

"Fall seven times, stand up eight." - Japanese Proverb The fans pick: Good 90% 10%

"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - P. J. O'Rourke The fans pick: Good 88% 12%

"Never judge a book by its movie." -J. W. Eagan The fans pick: Good 100% 0%

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx The fans pick: Good 85% 15%

"This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop." - Alfred Hitchcock The fans pick: Good 76% 24%

"Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him." The fans pick: Good. 88% 12%

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. " The fans pick: Bad. 73% 27%

"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. " The fans pick: Bad. 54% 46%

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. -Henry Ford. The fans pick: Good 98% 3%

Those Who Believe in Telekinetics, Raise My Hand - Kurt Vonnegut The fans pick: Good 90% 10%

"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after." - Slovenian Proverb The fans pick: Good 85% 15%

"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it." - Rita Mae Brown The fans pick: Good 88% 13%

"Immature is just a word used by people who don't know how to have fun." The fans pick: Sooooo true! Sooooo true! 74% Uhm... ok 26%

Love your enemies- it gets them really confused! The fans pick: Yes 85% 15%

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit. The fans pick: Great! 92% 8%

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." - Albert Einstein The fans pick: Good 85% 15%

"Imagination is more important than knowledge..." - Albert Einstein The fans pick: Good 97% 3%

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." - Chinese Proverb The fans pick: Good 95% 5%

"The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears." The fans pick: Good. 62% 38%

"Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick." The fans pick: Good. 59% 41%

"Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by 'knit', I mean 'kick', and by 'sweaters', I mean 'babies'." The fans pick: Bad. 62% 38%

"Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'." The fans pick: Good. 51% 49%

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think. The fans pick: :D 89% 11%

"Take it easy, but take it." -Woody Guthrie The fans pick: :) :) 82% :( 18%

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein The fans pick: Good 100% 0%

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." - Dorothy Parker The fans pick: Good 84% 16%

"The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive." - John Sladek The fans pick: Good. 97% 3%

"The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain." The fans pick: Bad. 61% 39%

what is your favorite house MD quotes? (if u do watch it) The fans pick: every body lies 73% 11%

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctors cute screw the fruit. The fans pick: :) 84% 11%

Friends are like stars.Even though you can't always see them, they're always there The fans pick: Good 89% 11%

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail....but a true friend will be sitting right there next to you saying "damn we fucked up!" The fans pick: lol yes 100% 0%

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein The fans pick: Good 97% 3%

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Albert Einstein The fans pick: Good 97% 3%

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein The fans pick: Good 92% 8%

"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." -Walter Kerr The fans pick: Good 92% 8%

"You only live once-but if you work it right, once is enough." -Joe E. Lewis The fans pick: :) :) 97% :( 3%

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." -- Bush The fans pick: Ha! :) Ha! :) 75% Na :( 25%

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain The fans pick: Good 94% 6%