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"Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." The fans pick: Good. 71% 29%

"The biggest question: who is life and why is he giving out lemons?" The fans pick: Good. 81% 19%

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something." The fans pick: Good. 84% 16%

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." The fans pick: Good. 73% 27%

What do you do when life gives you lemons? The fans pick: Just shut up & eat the damn lemons. 16% Make lemonade, find someone... 13%

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes." The fans pick: Good. 65% 35%

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." The fans pick: Good. 76% 24%

"I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy." The fans pick: Bad. 74% 26%

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have." The fans pick: Good. 73% 27%

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them." The fans pick: Good. 92% 8%