May-ish FOTM interview with that annoying Laura chick (all_the_glitter)

WARNING: It is probable that the interview you are about to read is the most pathetic thing you will ever lay eyes on for numerous reasons. The main one being that I won, and those hos Shandeh and Kriztin claim to suck at interviews leaving me to interview myself. Another is that in this interview there are numerous (failed) attempts to be funny. So read with caution.

(This is where I would congratulate anyone else, but congratulating yourself makes you sound like a tool)

Why do you ship St. Berry?
Bitch, I wrote an entire article about this so I could clearly go on for a while about how much I love them. But to summarize it's mostly because of their insane chemistry, amazing duets, and how ridiculously perfect the characters are for each other.

"I still adore PR."

Are St. Berry your favorite Glee couple?
By far. Before the Back 9, I was a huge Puck/Rachel fan, but JR > PR any day. PR are still my number two, and I love a bunch of non-canon ships (Mike/Rachel, Quinn/Artie, etc.) but St.B is my GleeTP.

When did you start shipping Jesse/Rachel?

"Melchior/Wendla is easily my favorite non-TV couple"

Honestly, the second I found out Groffles was going to be on Glee. Melchior/Wendla is easily my favorite non-TV couple, and LeaJon is probably the single most amazing friendship ever. So I was obsessed with them before I knew Jesse's name. I listened to the thirty second 'Hello' preview like 100 times.

Top ten St. Berry scenes?
1. "You sing Don't Cry For Me Argentina isn't a dream. It's an inevitability."
2. Total Eclipse of the Heart
3. First Meeting/Hello
4. "I want to introduce you to Jesse, the guy who's nuts about you, the guy who would never hurt you."

"Bohemian Rhapsody eyesex"

5. Bohemian Rhapsody eyesex
6. "You broke my heart first"
7. Rachel bedroom scene in 'Dream On'
8. Library scene in TPOM
9. Like A Virgin/'Or at least sing about'
10. The look at the end of AOBTD

If Jesse comes back next season, how do you want it to happen?
Well I definitely don't want him doing bad in college, like RM hinted at. My Jesse is amazing at everything. I want him to be on Winter/Spring break visiting his family. So Rachel would be at the ballet studio (it's their place), and Jesse would show up looking all sexy. And she's be turned on (because who would be? He's Jesse motherfucking St. James). But she's tries to play it cool and is like "What are you doing here? I'm happy with Finn." (which she totally isn't because Finn's a douche). Jesse would see through her facade and then they would have sex right then and there.

Is there anything about St.B you wish you could change?
I wish we saw what happened that made Jesse change so much in between Dream On and Funk. Because that just sucked. :(

Who do you think loved the other more?
I honestly believe that Jesse loved Rachel more than Rachel loved Jesse. She's the first person he's ever opened himself up to.

Where does St. Berry rank on you list of all time favorite couples?
Right now they're number 4 with a possibility of taking the number 3 spot (sorry NE). My list goes:

"1. Sawyer/Kate"

1. Sawyer/Kate
2. Brooke/Lucas
3. Emily/Naomi
4. Rachel/Jesse
5. Rory/Jess

Dream Rachel, Jesse, and St. Berry performances?
Rachel- It changes all the time, but since I recently rewatched Titanic I've been obsessed with the idea of her sing 'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion.
Jesse- 'Your Heart Will Lead You Home' by Kenny Loggins because I'm kind of a nerd.
St. Berry- 'Not While I'm Around' from Sweeney Todd because the LeaJon version makes me cry.

If you could change anything about the St. Berry spot what would you change?
Well, I wish I knew everyone better. Everyone just seems so sweet. The only thing that bugs me is when people upload LeaJon icons (which makes me sound like a hypocrite because I was the first person to do so) because there is a LeaJon spot. :P

Do you still hope for them?
Not as an endgame couple (endgame doesn't really mean much to me though :P), but a couple more episodes of amazingness: Yes I do.



This or that:
Rachel or Jesse? - Rachel. I adore her. Jesse's my number two though (followed closely by Mike Chang. Everyone else is just okay).

"I love LeaJon more because it's basically the best friendship ever"

St. Berry or LeaJon? - GAH. I love the both sfm, but I love LeaJon more because it's basically the best friendship ever.
Lea or Jon? - There probably my two favorite celebrities ever, but I gotta go with Groffers on this one.
Puckleberry or Finchel? - PR definitely. I despise Finn/Finchel.
Quinn/Jesse or Kurt/Jesse - EWWW. EWWW. EWW. Both make me cry, but Kurt/Jesse is the lesser of the two evils. QJ would break Rachel's heart.
BR eyesex or AOBTD eyesex? - The BR eyesex kills me. Nothing really matters.
Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love or Burning Up? - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

If you could steal scenes from other Glee couples and give them to St.B what scenes whould you steal?
Finchel: Probably the ILY. But mostly just because then I wouldn't have to stomach that ridiculous FR scene.

"I want a happy egging."

Quick: "We're Baking" scene because I want a happy egging.
Puckleberry: The serenade. Because seriously? How was there no Jesse serenading Rachel scene???
Wilma: The slow dance in Hell-O. How cute would that be?
Any Other Glee Couple: The Shelby/Will make out scene because we only had three kisses. And that would have been hot.

And the standard end of the interview question: Who should be the next St. Berry FOTM?
[Insert diplomatic response about everyone deserving it here], but really Shandi deserves more than anyone. Aside from being my favorite bitch, she's the biggest St. Berry fan I know and she created the spot. She uploads amazing content and our banners are always the best. ;)

That was a pretty spectacular interview if I do say so myself. Hope you all enjoyed it as much as we (okay technically just me) did. Now head on over to the forum and nominate someone for the June FOTM. :D